cARtOONSDAY: “sUCKER”
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Monday morning writing joke: “literally”
It’s hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally.
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Haiku to you Thursday: “Translucent”
Haze lingers like fog /
translucent upon your lips /
passion unspoken.
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Monday morning writing joke: “Dreams”
Three writers are sitting at a bar. It’s the first time they’ve met.
After a drink or two, the first writer turns to the others at the bar and says, “I had a strange dream last night.”
The second writer asked, “How strange was it?”
“Well, the first writer says, “I dreamed I went to Hell and a lot of famous writers were there. You know, Mark Twain, Dorothy Parker, Albert Camus.”
“Really,” says the second writer. “I dreamed I went to Heaven and a lot of famous writers were there. You know, C.S. Lewis, G.K. Chesterton, John Bunyan.”
When he didn’t say anything, they asked the third writer, who said, “I dreamed I was in a bar with two other writers.”
The next night the three writers met again at the bar.
The first writer said, “I dreamed I was in Heaven, and I saw all those writers you mentioned.”
The second writer said, “I dreamed I was in Hell, and I saw all those writers you mentioned.”
Then they turned to the third writer sitting between them. He took a sip of his drink and shrugged his shoulder, “I dreamed I was in a bar with two other writers.”
After another drink, they started talking about their work.
“I’m a crime writer,” said the first writer.
“I’m a romance writer,” said the second writer.
They then turned to third writer who sighed and said, “I’m a travel writer.”
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The Sexiest Hard Case Crime Book Covers (PHOTOS)
The Sexiest Hard Case Crime Book Covers (PHOTOS).The Sexiest Hard Case Crime Book Covers (PHOTOS).
Old pulp paperbacks fetch a handsome price on the antique market. It’s no wonder why; they feature artwork that incorporates everything good and pure about American culture—namely saucy dames, square-jawed men, brutal violence and raunchy sex. Even if you can’t throw down the cake for a vintage copy of Faulkner’s The Sanctuary, you can get the latest releases from Hard Case Crime, a retro fiction imprint with books you can judge by their covers. Check out some of our favorites on the following pages.
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Writing Quotes from Hemingway
- If a writer knows enough about what he is writing about, he may omit things that he knows. The dignity of movement of an iceberg is due to only one ninth of it being above water.
- That is what we are supposed to do when we are at our best – make it all up – but make it up so truly that later it will happen that way.
- When writing a novel a writer should create living people; people not characters. A character is a caricature.
- All you have to do is write one true sentence. Write the truest sentence that you know.
- To F. Scott Fitzgerald: “Write the best story that you can and write it as straight as you can.”
- To an aspiring writer: “You shouldn’t write if you can’t write.”
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Haiku to you Thursday: “Limp”
Walking carries pain; /
joints pronounce the weight of years; /
limp encodes effort.
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