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August 12, 2013 · 2:25 pm

Monday morning writing joke: “Parable of punctuation”

Dear John,
I want a man who knows what love is all about. You are generous, kind, thoughtful. People who are not like you admit to being useless and inferior.

You have ruined me for other men. I yearn for you. I have no feelings whatsoever when we’re apart. I can be forever happy – will you let me be yours?
Gloria

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Dear John,
I want a man who knows what love is. All about you are generous, kind, thoughtful people, who are not like you. Admit to being useless and inferior.

You have ruined me. For other men, I yearn. For you, I have no feelings whatsoever. When we’re apart, I can be forever happy. Will you let me be?
Yours,
Gloria  

[Editor’s note: Which note would you prefer to receive?]

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July 30, 2013 · 9:24 pm

cARtOONSDAY: “a-mUSING vOICES”

You may never know when the muse will come or when the muse will go.

You may never know
when the muse will come
or when the muse will go.

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July 22, 2013 · 9:14 pm

Monday (morning) writing joke: “Under a spell (checker)”

Ode to the Spell Check

Eye halve a spelling chequer

It cam with my pea sea

It plainly marques four my revue

Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.

Eye strike a key and type a word

And weight four it two say

Weather eye am wrong oar write

It shows me strait a weigh.

As soon as a mist ache is maid

It nose bee fore two long

And eye can put the error rite

Its rare lea ever wrong.

Eye have run this poem threw it

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July 9, 2013 · 8:43 pm

cARtOONSDAY: “tHE wRITERS’ bLOCK”

The spy who "writed" me.

The spy who “writed” me.

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June 25, 2013 · 8:10 pm

cARtOONSDAY: “wORD TO THE wISE”

Some days, each word feels like a year.

Some days, each word feels like a year.

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June 24, 2013 · 9:27 pm

Monday (morning) writing joke: “That’s the spirit”

A ghost walks into a bar and asks for a gin and tonic.

“Sorry,” says the bartender. “We don’t serve spirits.”

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June 18, 2013 · 6:18 am

cARtOONSDAY: “tUESDAY mORNING”

The Tuesday Morning Terror Don't look behind you!

The Tuesday Morning Terror
Don’t look behind you!

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June 17, 2013 · 5:52 pm

Monday (morning) writing joke: “It depends”

Diapers

There many be some truth to this.

We will (with apologies to Shakespeare) call this: What’s in a name?

Query: Does anyone know why disposable baby diapers are called Luvs & Huggies, while old people diapers are called Depends?

Hypothesis: Cause if a baby poops in his(her) pants, you are still gonna Luv’em & Hug’em. But if an old person poops in his(her) pants, your love might Depend on if you are still in the will.

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June 4, 2013 · 4:47 am

cARtOONSDAY: nO rESPECT: “eNLIGHTENMENT”

The light of my words.

The light of my words.

I’m a writer and I don’t get no respect. My wife held our first cook out over Memorial Day weekend, but it almost didn’t happen. She couldn’t get the coals to light. Then she did. And just before the guests arrived. After the cook out, I asked her what she’d used. She said she used one of my novels.

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May 28, 2013 · 9:08 pm

cARtOONSDAY: “a nEW mE”

Even your life story might need a revision.

Even your life story might need a revision.

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