Exceeding egg-spectations.
Some days, the eggs are sunny side up.
Other days, the eggs are over easy.
Some days, you get egg all over your face.
Other days, your eggs are a face.
Either way, some days, the yoke’s on you.
Tag Archives: pun
Monday morning writing joke: “Correction”
Two writers were sitting at a bar, as writers are sometimes known to do.
A woman at a table near the bar was doing her best to get the attention of one of the writers. The other writer noticed this and asked the first writer what was going on.
First writer: “She sent me a text message.”
Second writer: “A fan of yours?”
First message: “I hope not. Her message said: ‘Y-o-u-r cute.’ I sent her back a message that said: ‘No. Y-O-U-R-‘-E cute.’ I was only correcting her misspelling.”
Second writer: “And?”
First writer: “And now she thinks I like her. I can’t get her to leave me alone.”
Second writer: “Here, let me see you phone.”
First writer hands the second writer his phone. Second writer types a message and sends it. The woman looks at it, shows it to her friend, puts a sour look on her face, and then gets up and leaves.
First writer: “What did you write?”
Second writer shows him. The message read: “You’re not my typo.”
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Monday morning writing joke: “Head ache”
Q.: What type of performer is a zombie?
A.: A headliner
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Q.: When a zombie leaves, what is she doing?
A.: She’s heading out-of-town.
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Q.: What is the main feature a zombie looks for in a car?
A.: More head room.
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Monday morning writing joke: “Heady stuff”
Q.: What do you call the principal at a zombie school?
A.: The headmaster.
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Q.: What is a zombie’s worst nightmare?
A.: The Headless horseman.
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Q.: What is a zombie’s favorite spread on bread?
A.: Head cheese.
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Monday morning writing joke: “Head’s up”
Q: Where do zombie kids begin their education.
A.: In Head Start.
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Q.: What’s a zombie’s goal in education?
A.: To get to the head of the class.
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cARtOONSDAY: “sTRAIGHT fLUSH”
Jiggle the handle if you have to.
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Monday morning writing joke: “hard work”
Q.: What did the hard-working zombie writer named Kate call herself?
A.: Dead-i-Kate
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cARtOONSDAY: “cHAIN uP”
The chain of command sometimes rattles more than at other times.
Filed under cartoon by author, CarToonsday
Monday morning writing joke: “literally”
It’s hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally.
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