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Photo finish Friday: “A lot of hot air”
“Get up in the air you gas bag and fight like a balloon!”
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Monday morning writing joke: “In a jamb”
The house is alarmed.
The window is startled.
And the floor is somewhat taken aback.
All because…
…the door is ajar.
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Monday morning writing joke: “Zombies, part 3”
Q.: What did the French zombie waiter say to his customers?
A.: “Brain appetite.”
A zombie went to a zombie doctor for his yearly checkup. The doctor asked him what he had been eating lately.
The zombie said, “Writer’s brains.”
The zombie doctor told him to quit before he got “Clogged authories.”
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Photo finish Friday: “The Big Bang”
Introducing … the Pistol Pump.
The Pistol Pump. For the gal on the go. For the gam on the lamb.
Ladies, make ’em turn their heads.
Ladies, make him ask himself: “Is she really packing heat, or is she just aiming to see me?”
Kneel in church and the guy behind you will be all fired up.
Ladies, watch the sparks fly when you take to the dance floor in these pumps.
Safety straps extra.
Repeating models not available available in all states. Check your local laws.
A new product brought to you by: Heel fire and dance nation.
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Monday morning writing jokes: “Zombies, part 2”
Q.: What is the capital of the United States of Zombies?
A.: Brainerd, Minnesota.
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Q: What’s the nickname of the United States of Zombies?
A: The Brain Drain.
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Q.: What do you call a Zombie sink?
A.: A Brain Drain.
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Monday morning writing joke: “zombies, part 1”
Q.: What did a zombie engineer say to a non-zombie engineer about an engineering problem he was working on?
A.: “I’ve come to pick your brains.”
Q.: Why was the zombie disappointed with his date with a leggy blond woman?
A.: She was already brainless.
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cARtOONSDAY: wILLARD tHE wRITER: “sIGN oF tHE tIMES”
All booked up and no place to go.
Filed under cartoon by author, CarToonsday
Photo finish Friday: “Ticket to ride”
Woodn’t ya know it, they never really left.
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cARtOONSDAY: “tABLET mANNERS”
Tablet, tablet in my hand
are you the most frustrating thing in the land?
Filed under cartoon by author, CarToonsday
cARtOONSDAY: “sLIP oF tHE tONGUE”
The slipp-ery slope of assumption.
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