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Photo finish Friday: “Boxes”

Into which one would you put your mail?

Into which one would you put your mail?

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Photo finish Friday: “Yo, yo”

Yo, dig my shades?

Yo, dig my shades?

Yo, yo, I don’t know
but I’ve been told
mean ol’ homework
will rot my soul.

Yo, yo, I don’t know
but I’ve been told
mean ol’ chores
are an empty bowl.

Yo, yo, I don’t know
but I’ve been told
walkin’ to school
is hard on the sole.

Yo, yo, I don’t know
but so it goes
I done counted
and I have ten toes.

Yo, yo, I don’t know
and may never be told
when this silly rhyme
starts to get old.

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Photo finish Friday: “Rock of ages”

Well, Captain, she's either the biggest lump of coal Santa ever brought, or one of the largest dilithium crystal piles I've ever seem. Would explain what powers those eight tiny reindeer.

“Well, Captain, she’s either the biggest lump of coal Santa ever brought, or one of the largest dilithium crystal piles I’ve ever seem. Would explain what powers those eight tiny reindeer.”

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What Do Y’All, Yinz, and Yix Call Stretchy Office Supplies? : The New Yorker

What Do Y'All, Yinz, and Yix Call Stretchy Office Supplies? : The New Yorker.

Sample of quiz:

How well does this test of regional slang reveal where you’re from? Answer the questions below to find out.

What do you call sweetened carbonated beverages?

a. Soda
b. Pop
c. Coke
d. Dope
e. Horse
f. Fizz-bang
g. Explodo
h. Gentleman’s seltzer
i. Heaven bubbles

What do you call the stretchy office supplies used to hold items together?

a. Rubber bands
b. Elastics
c. Flippos
d. Snapshooters
e. Wigglers
f. Stretchums
g. Satan’s bracelets

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Looking Backward: My Top Ten American History Books | New Republic

Looking Backward: My Top Ten American History Books | New Republic.

A sample of the article by John B. Judis:

I woke up on Christmas morning thinking about American historians. It probably was because I had a dream about a historian I knew, or maybe it reflected my own wish—having never taken or taught an American history course, but having written five books of American history—to be regarded as one of the gang. I had hours to kill before my family got up, so I started thinking of what historians and books had most influenced my view of American history, and I came up with a list of ten. They’re my favorites; they’re not the best books, because I haven’t read comprehensively, especially in certain periods. It’s much heavier on the history of religion than on social history, and on the Progressive Era than on, say, the Civil War.

1. Perry Miller, Errand into the Wilderness. (1956) Miller, a professor at Harvard for two decades after World War II, wrote how Puritan theology—before that, popularly identified with sexual repression and witch burning—influenced America’s idea of itself as having a mission—an “errand into the wilderness.” In Orthodoxy in Massachusetts, Miller also parsed the early conflicts within American Christianity that issued, paradoxically, in the First Amendment. Ideas of American exceptionalism and of America having a special mission in the world all date from the Puritan beliefs that Miller described in his books.

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Relax in this $30,000 ‘Star Trek’ Enterprise basement | Crave – CNET

Relax in this $30,000 'Star Trek' Enterprise basement | Crave – CNET.

Home Improvement at warp speed.

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Photo finish Friday 2: “A kiss is just a….”

A kiss is just a....

A kiss is just a….

The Borg and the hologram went out on a date.
The Borg and the hologram were told not to stay too late.
At 7 of 9, things that night were still fine.
At 9 of 7, things next morning were not heaven.
A doctor was called; he appeared out of thin air
He examined the patients with a gruff, “I don’t care.”
“The Borg’s done for,” he said with a grin
For you see the hologram has gotten under her skin.
So let this be a tale of dating across lines
Because once you do cross, you may come back realigned.

[Editor’s / author’s note: This photo above appeared on Facebook from the Star Trek web site with a caption me request. My response was the poem, which just flowed out in about 10 minutes. I am not saying it is great quality, just a bit of rhyming whimsy. Strange how sometimes that happens.]

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Photo finish Friday: “The gang’s all air”

Hail, hail, the holiday gang's all air. Blown up for the holidays.

Hail, hail, the holiday gang’s all air. Blown up for the holidays.

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Saturn Photos: Latest Images from NASA’s Cassini Orbiter | Space.com

Saturn Photos: Latest Images from NASA's Cassini Orbiter | Space.com.

As the year closes, a look at another place in our little corner of the galaxy.

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Detroit-Based “Write A House” Awarding Free, Permanent Houses To Writers

Detroit-Based "Write A House" Awarding Free, Permanent Houses To Writers.

Maybe this will catch on in other cities.

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