Haiku to you Thursday: “Sparse”

Sparse and combed over, /
like a balding man’s attempt: /
brown grass awaits Spring.

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Writing tip Wednesday: “I or me?”

PenPal says…

I or me? How do we know which one to use? I often see the pronouns “I” and “me” used incorrectly in print, and I also hear the same errors in casual conversation. Examples:
1. Mary sent a birthday invitation to both you and I.
2. Joel and me decided to drive to the party.

Most computer grammar checks will pick this up, so if you see a wavy line under the word “I” or “me,” pay close attention. If you’re writing with pen and paper, try this: take out the “extra” words (both you and—sentence 1; Joe and—sentence 2), and listen to what sounds right:

Incorrect: Mary sent a birthday invitation to I.
Correct: Mary sent an invitation to me.

Incorrect: Me decided to drive to the party.
Correct: I decided to drive to the party.

Rule:
“I” is the subjective case (subject of the sentence – the who or what the sentence is about). “Me” is the objective case (object of the action / thought carried by the verb in the sentence).

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Cathy Kodra a/k/a PenPal

Cathy Kodra a/k/a PenPal

About PenPal…
Cathy Kodra works as an independent editor in Knoxville, TN. Her poetry and short stories have appeared in numerous journals and anthologies including Roanoke Review, New Millennium Writings, Common Ground Review, Now & Then, Cavalier Literary Couture, Slow Trains, Still Crazy, The Medulla Review, Prime Mincer, Yemassee, and others. She is a contributing editor for New Millennium Writings and past guest poetry editor for The Medulla Review. She was first runner up in Prime Mincer’s 2011 Poetry Contest, judged by Rodney Jones, and took first place in the 2012 Old Gray Cemetery Poetry Contest. Cathy’s first poetry chapbook, Thin Ice, was published in 2011 by Medulla Publishing.

Cathy is a member of the Knoxville Writers’ Guild and of two local writing groups. An avid reader and writer, she is currently working on two poetry collections and a collection of short stories. Her hobbies include gardening and vegan cooking, and she lives happily with her husband Ron, two dogs, and a cat.

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cARtOONSdAY: “A wELL oF AN iDEA”

Some dips are just beyond the well.

Some dips are just beyond the well.

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Monday morning writing joke: “Six characters”

The real mystery was how he managed to come up with that many characters to begin with.

The real mystery was how he managed to come up with that many characters to begin with.

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Silly Saturday: “Baker’s twine”

Baker’s Twine

by DAVID E. BOOKER

Baker’s twine, baker’s twine
Upon their heads we will dine
Like cake pops on a stick of spine
Wrapped and tied with Baker’s twine.

Baker’s twine, baker’s twine
Hanging there so refined
Sandwiches dangling by the twine
Without a brain, I make one mine.

Baker’s twine, baker’s twine
Upon a Sandwich I did dine
I ate it all, including the twine
Now I don’t feel quite feel so fine.

Some days you get the sandwich and some days the sandwich gets you.

Some days you get the sandwich and some days the sandwich gets you.

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Food for literary thought

Philip Pullman

Phillip Pullman

“After nourishment, shelter and companionship, stories are the thing we need most in the world.”

–Philip Pullman

http://www.philip-pullman.com/

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Haiku to you Thursday: “Insinuating”

Green was once my love, /
pliable to the moment: /
Insinuating.

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Writing Tip Wednesday: “Marketing”

HOW TO MAKE TIME FOR MARKETING YOUR WORK

by BRUCE HALE

http://www.brucehalewritingtips.com/

Does this sound familiar to you? Sometime last year, in between crafting tweets, revising my LinkedIn profile, following up with editors, networking with librarians, researching publishers, and making all the promotional efforts expected of authors today, I found myself swamped.

How, I wondered, do I find time for all this publishing-related work, when all I want to do is create stories?

Then, one Saturday, on my usual morning rounds of the farmers market and sundry other errands, I hit upon the answer: Marketing Saturday. I already designate one day a week for buying fresh produce and such, so why not designate one day a *month* solely for promoting and marketing my work?

The concept behind Marketing Saturday (or whichever day you designate) is simple: No story writing or editing; only marketing and promotion. It’s as easy as three Ps in a pod (you should excuse the mixed metaphor):

1. PREP
To pave the way for a successful Marketing Saturday, I first create a file where I store all the random ideas on book promotion and marketing that come to me. Articles from SCBWI’s Kite Tales, posts from Publisher’s Weekly’s Children’s Bookshelf, to-do items like making flyers and postcards — all that stuff goes into the file.

Then, when my Saturday rolls around, I’m ready to address these things with a minimum of fuss and bother. Clearing the way for work is half the battle.

2. PLAN & PLUG
After reading through all that strikes me as relevant that day, I prepare a marketing plan and plug the to-do items into my calendar — otherwise they’ll never get done. Before you wonder whether one needs an MBA for that, know that my marketing plan is just a to-do list broken out by month. Nothing fancy.

For example, to promote my upcoming SCHOOL FOR S.P.I.E.S. book, I’ve got a list of activities like: write website copy, announce new website, post on listservs, email blast to friends, and so forth. Rather than becoming overwhelmed by the list, I just plug an item or three into each month on my iCal, breaking the whole thing down into bite-sized chunks.

3. PROMOTE
Sometimes I’ll do some actual promotional work during my Marketing Saturday — updating the website, creating the aforementioned flyers, or whatever. Other times it’s all about reading and planning.

But whether I do it then or later, the work must get done somehow. Inevitably, some of those marketing actions will slop over into my writing days — and that’s okay. Taking time to create the to-do list and plan it takes a lot of the sting out of giving up time from my writing, and actually makes that time shorter.

Want to get going on your own Marketing Saturday? Here are some starter ideas to point you in the right direction…

If you’re not published…
– read PW’s Children’s Bookshelf (subscribe for free at publishersweekly.com) or e-zines relevant to your writing
– refine your query letter (for tips, check out How To Write Irresistible Query Letters, from Writer’s Digest Books)
– send out query letters to five publishers
– research editors and agents on blogs, the SCBWI Market Survey, and other sources.

If you’re published…
– work on your school visit flyer
– post on children’s literature-related listservs (remembering to add value, not just promote your own books)
– plan your blog/newsletter/Twitter/Facebook posts
– create curriculum tie-in activities to promote your books
– research schools that might like a visit from you
– read Guerilla Marketing for Writers
– read 1001 Ways to Market Your Books and create to-do lists from it.

And whatever you do, keep on working that promotion. Consistency is key. Jack Canfield and Mark Victor Hansen reached the NY Times
bestseller list with their Chicken Soup books by doing five marketing actions every workday. Can you commit to at least one Marketing Saturday?

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Bruce Hale

Bruce Hale

About Bruce…
Bruce Hale began his career as a writer while living in Tokyo, and continued it when he moved to Hawaii in 1983. Before entering the world of children’s books, he worked as a magazine editor, surveyor, corporate lackey, gardener, actor, and deejay.

Bruce has written and illustrated over 25 books for kids. His Underwhere series includes Prince of Underwhere and Pirates of Underwhere. His Chet Gecko Mysteries series includes: The Chameleon Wore Chartreuse, The Big Nap, The Malted Falcon, Hiss Me Deadly, and others. More at http://www.brucehale.com/

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cARtOONSdAY: “cOMIC rELIEF”

Sometimes the best jokes are left unsaid.

Sometimes the punch line comes when you least expect it.

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Monday morning writing joke: “Play on words”

"The play's the thing...."

“The play’s the thing….”

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