New words to live by: “Internept”

It is time, once again, for New words to live by. This is a word or phrase not currently in use in the U.S. English lexicon, but might need to be considered. Other words, such as obsurd, crumpify, subsus, flib, congressed, and others, can be found by clicking on the tags below. Today’s New Word is a compounding of two nouns into a new word. Without further waiting, Internept is the new word for this month.

OLD WORDS
Internet, n. vast computer network linking smaller computer networks worldwide, including governmental, commercial, and education networks. Often preceded by the word “the” and sometimes capitalized: “The Internet.”

Inept, n. 1. Lacking skill or aptitude for an assignment or task. 2. Incompetent, clumsy, awkward, out-of-place.

NEW WORD
Internept, n. 1. Those times when the Internet is so slow as to be worthless, unable to perform the tasks directed to it. 2. A person so awkward, clumsy, or out of place when attempting to perform tasks on the Internet. Such a person is a step or two ahead of the Luddite.

Example:
Jim knew what they were going to say, that he was incompetent with computers, maybe even a Luddite. But he knew how to turn on a computer and to do some basic functions. It just seemed that every time he got on the Internet, the stupid thing bogged down, and no matter what he did, he couldn’t speed it up. When he asked for help, somebody accused him of being Internept.

[Editor’s note: Thank you to Ashlie for the suggestion.]

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The return of independent bookstores

Indie Bookstores Are Back, With a Passion

by Francis X. Clines

Source: http://www.nytimes.com/2016/02/13/opinion/indie-bookstores-are-back-with-a-passion.html?smid=tw-share&_r=0

Man holding up heavy book like Atlas holding up the world

Independent bookstores making a comeback.

The decades of trauma suffered by independent neighborhood bookstores — damage from bargain megastores, the ascension of the e-book and Amazon’s flash delivery of cut-rate reading — hardly hindered Chris Doeblin’s search for the right place to open his fourth independent bookstore in Manhattan.

In fact those serial threats across 30 years in the business drove his search for his next “indie” locale. “We are pushed from behind and driven ahead by the pull of the future,” Mr. Doeblin said last month, explaining why his three Book Culture stores are not enough. “I have 10-year-old kids. You have to reinvent yourself.”

A reader might find his determined search a noble but counterintuitive escapade after years of watching the lights sadly go out on small neighborhood bookshops where social warmth was such a part of the browsing. But the good news is that the indies are quietly resurging across the nation, registering a growth of over 30 percent since 2009 and sales that were up around 10 percent last year, according to the American Booksellers Association, the indies’ main organization with more than 2,200 stores.

“Existing stores are selling once more to a new generation of owners,” said Oren Teicher, the A.B.A.’s chief executive officer, noting that such stores could never be resold during the gloomiest years, when they were under threat from Barnes & Noble and then later, Internet sales. The indies now find that readers are looking for life beyond their computer screens. They want to embrace books in all three dimensions and to select them in a tactile, less anonymous marketplace. Booksellers are fellow readers who converse knowledgeably and jot down their current favorites on helpful bookshelf notes.

“It’s a more holistic consumerism,” says Mr. Doeblin, describing the bookstore resurgence as part of the explosion of the localism movement that finds young new farmers delivering fresh produce to Main Street markets. “The computer screen just hurts; you need a real book in your hand,” he says. “People become antisocial through technology and social media.”

Mr. Doeblin relished opening his third Book Culture store in 2014 on the upper West Side only a few blocks from a Barnes & Noble that was reportedly struggling to survive in the face of Amazon. He had giant advance notices emblazoned on the windows announcing: “You’ve Got Mail, New York! You’re Going to Get Another Independent Book Store!” He was delighted to find eager customers when it opened, and now has 15,000 people registered for discounts. The store holds various social activities and sells plenty of products like stationery, greeting cards, children’s games and toys, even backpacks — all part of the merchandise of most successful bookstores nowadays.

Mr. Doeblin has no idea what form the competitive threat will take next — Amazon drones delivering books to Broadway apartments? But he’s been walking through assorted neighborhoods, convinced that a fourth Book Culture store can hold its own among the sorts of customers who savor true community as much as a good read.

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Source: http://www.nytimes.com/2016/02/13/opinion/indie-bookstores-are-back-with-a-passion.html?smid=tw-share&_r=0

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Photo finish Friday: “Clouds”

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Sometimes you have to look up to begin to see the beauty all around you.

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Haiku to you Thursday: “Angel swim”

To swim with angels /

you must first bathe with demons, /

as humans purge pool.

–David E. Booker

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Writing tip Wednesday: “New agent to consider”

New Literary Agent Alert: Eve Porinchak of Jill Corcoran Literary

Source: http://www.writersdigest.com/editor-blogs/guide-to-literary-agents/new-literary-agent-alert-eve-porinchak-of-jill-corcoran-literary

Eve Porinchak

Eve Porinchak

Eve Porinchak graduated from UCLA with a Bachelor’s degree in Psycho-Biology. She has a degree in Early Childhood Education from Colby-Sawyer College and attended medical school at the University of New England. Eve has always worked with children in some capacity. She has taught Pre-K through First Grade, with a specialty in reading, formerly worked as a state foster care case manager, currently teaches creative writing to incarcerated teens, and serves as an aid worker in Tijuana orphanages. An active member of SCBWI for 15 years, Eve interned at the Jill Corcoran Literary Agency where she was recently promoted to Junior Agent.

She is seeking: Eve has eclectic literary tastes and is open to everything from picture books to adult novels. Specifically looking for edgy, psychological thrillers, gang-lit, realistic contemporary. Some of Eve’s favorite books are: True Notebooks by Mark Salzman, Monster by Walter Dean Myers, Gone Girl by Gillian Flynn, You Shall Know Our Velocity by Dave Eggers, The Psychopath Test by Jon Ronson, This Is For The Mara Salvatrucha, Inside The MS-13 by Samuel Logan.

Eve is not a fan of high fantasy; however, she loves the Hunger Games and Science Fiction. Also a huge fan of true crime, and loved NPR’s SERIAL. If your story reads like a Tuesday night episode of “Dateline,” send Eve your pages!

How to submit: Please send a query letter with a synopsis and the first ten pages of your work (or entire picture book manuscript) to eve [at] jillcorcoranliteraryagency.com . Please include your submission text within your e-mail. Attachments will not be opened.

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cARtOONSdAY: “cASE lOGIC”

Penny claimed they wanted to draw and quarter her, and she said she would half none of it. He told her to hang on, he would get there as soon as he could.

Penny claimed they wanted to draw and quarter her, and she said she would half none of it. He told her to hang on, he would get there as soon as he could.

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Monday morning writing joke: “Four writers, two”

Four writers get in a car. It’s pouring rain. The car won’t start.

Horror writer scribbles: “Brad and Elaine were trapped. It was the worst night of their lives. The wind was howling and the monster was, too.”

Romance writer scribbles: “Brad had always hoped for a chance alone with Elaine. And now in the rain, in a broken car, he had that moment.”

Comedy writer scribbles: “Brad had always hoped for a chance alone with Elaine. And now in the rain, in a car whose engine wouldn’t turn over, he had that moment – until, unlike the engine, his indigestion turned over on him.”

Contemporary fiction writer scribbles: “Brad had always had trouble with two things in life: women and cars. Now he was trapped by a heavy rain in a broken car with a woman he barely knew, who was soaking wet and crying and blubbering about her life being ruined. Brad could not find the words to console her, but searching around for a rag for her to use to dry her eyes, he found a hammer, and considered using it on either the car or the woman. Was it a sign? Was it supposed to use it or try to figure out why in life when he was handed lemons, he wasn’t even able to make lemonade.”

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A tribute to writer John D. MacDonald

John D and me: David Morrell

by David Morrell

Source: http://ticket.heraldtribune.com/2016/02/12/john-d-and-me-david-morrell/

John D. MacDonald

John D. MacDonald

John D. MacDonald gave me two gifts. One was the most memorable summer of reading in my life. I’d always been a fan of his standalone novels, particularly of “The Executioners” (1958) and its film adaptation, “Cape Fear” (1962). There was a second version of Cape Fear, of course, but that was many years later, and this is a story about the summer of 1979. That was when I very belatedly discovered MacDonald’s Travis McGee series.

I can’t explain why I hadn’t been aware of what I later called the MacDonald “color” series. After all, the McGee books had been around since “The Deep Blue Good-by” in 1964. But in 1979, “The Green Ripper” was published (about McGee confronting a group of domestic terrorists, long before most people imagined such a thing), and the clever title caught my eye. I read it with an intensity that matched its plot and immediately returned to the bookstore where I’d found “The Green Ripper.” I purchased the seventeen Travis McGee novels that preceded it, carrying the armload to my car. Every afternoon that summer, after I finished writing five pages of my own fiction, I luxuriated in the reward of sitting on my back porch, a cold beer at hand, reading them all.

What a joy. What a mythology. McGee’s houseboat, The Busted Flush, and the fascinating community at Bahia Mar marina in Fort Lauderdale. His economist companion, Meyer, whose words of wisdom about investing still ring true. McGee’s tragic girlfriends. His fondness for Boodles gin. Thanks to MacDonald’s vivid storytelling, I felt I was there and knew McGee and Meyer well enough to call them friends. There would be three more McGee books after “The Green Ripper,” concluding with “The Lonely Silver Rain” in 1985. Those final three were published over a span of six years. Now, instead of rushing through them, as I had with all those volumes in my greatest summer of reading, I savored them.

MacDonald died from heart-surgery complications in 1986. I have a letter from him, dated that year, in which he responded to a “thank you” note of mine—which brings me to his second gift to me. Back in 1972, when my debut novel, “First Blood,” was published, introducing the character of Rambo, MacDonald had honored me with my very first publicity quote, giving an unknown author a boost from a legend. I never forgot his generosity, and for some reason, in 1986, I felt compelled to thank him again.

Let’s jump forward to 1991. That summer, I was invited to give a talk at a reading festival in Fort Lauderdale, my first time in Florida. For the Saturday afternoon of that conference, I didn’t have any duties, so I used the opportunity to walk to nearby Bahia Mar marina. My goal was to find slip F-18 where The Busted Flush was supposedly moored.

I soon discovered that MacDonald had invented slip F-18. But I used my memory of the McGee novels to figure out where slip F-18 would be if it had existed, and in a moment as powerful to me as that summer twelve years earlier, I found this historical marker: “Dedicated to the ‘Busted Flush,’ home of Travis McGee, fictional hero & salvage consultant, created by John D. MacDonald, author, 1916-1986. Designated a literary landmark, February 21, 1987.”

I wept.

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David Morrell is the author of “First Blood,” the novel in which Rambo was created. His latest is a Victorian mystery/thriller, “Inspector of the Dead.”

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Source: http://ticket.heraldtribune.com/2016/02/12/john-d-and-me-david-morrell/

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Books and lovers

15 Reasons You Should Date a Fellow Book Lover

by Elisabeth Delp

All you single book lovers out there: If you’ve been hitting the romance shelves with gusto in preparation for Valentine’s Day, we have just one piece of advice for you… look around! And we don’t mean just at the books — we mean at the potential eye candy scanning the titles down the aisle. That’s right; the bookstore or library might just be the best place to meet that special someone you’ve been waiting for. Why? Because dating a fellow book lover is just plain better!

Source: https://media.bookbub.com/blog/2016/02/10/its-better-to-date-a-book-lover/

Reason number 4: The pun potential is just incredible.

Reason number 4: The pun potential is just incredible.

Reason number 8. They know better than to drag you to walks along the beach without taking you to the bookstore first.

Reason number 8. They know better than to drag you to walks along the beach without taking you to the bookstore first.

Reason number 12. Books can be a part of your wedding cake topper.

Reason number 12. Books can be a part of your wedding cake topper.

To see the rest of the reasons you should date a fellow book lover, go to: https://media.bookbub.com/blog/2016/02/10/its-better-to-date-a-book-lover/

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Photo finish Friday: “Monkey, may I?”

Maybe the monkey on your back is actually the one sitting at your school desk from when you were a kid.

Maybe the monkey on your back is actually the one sitting at your school desk from when you were a kid.

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