Monthly Archives: January 2016

Banned book backfire

Parents call cops on teen for giving away banned book; it backfires predictably

Source: http://www.deathandtaxesmag.com/219767/parents-call-cops-on-teen-for-giving-away-banned-book-it-backfires-predictably/?utm_source=share-fb&utm_medium=button

Parents in Idaho called the cops last week on junior-high student Brady Kissel when she had the nerve to help distribute a book they’d succeeded in banning from the school curriculum.

Absolute True DiaryThe book in question was Sherman Alexie’s young adult novel The Absolutely True Diary of a Part-Time Indian. Published in 2007, it won the National Book Award and has become popular with young teens, supposedly for its universal themes of fitting in, making sense of race, and sexual discovery.

The sex part (and let’s face it—probably the race part) led parents to lobby Junior Mountain High School to remove it from the syllabus, citing its sexual content (it discusses masturbation) and supposedly anti-Christian content.

Local teens then started a petition to have the book reinstated. They collected 350 signatures, which is an impressive number of kids to rally around a cause like reading.

In response, a local bookstore Rediscovered Books started a crowdfunding campaign to buy a book for each of the 350 kids who signed the petition. It worked—the campaign raised $3,400, enough for a book per kid.

Rediscovered Books worked with a student involved in the petition, Brady Kissel, to distribute the books on World Book Night, an initiative to turn reluctant young readers onto reading with free, super-readable books.

They distributed all but 20 books to kids who came in to claim them, but not before parents called the cops to shut down the operation. Police told local news channel KBOI they had been called by “someone concerned about teenagers picking up a copy of the book without having a parent’s permission.”

Even police seemed to have no idea what they were doing there, and let the book giveaway proceed as planned.

Not only did it go as planned, but when Alexie’s publisher Hachette got word of the incident, they sent Rediscovered an additional 350 copies on the house. So while the book may still be banned in the school curriculum, it’s available free of cost for any kid who wants to stop into Rediscovered and pick one up.

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New words to live by: “Holiday Horse Latitudes”

It is time, once again, for New words to live by. This is a word or phrase not currently in use in the U.S. English lexicon, but might need to be considered. Other words, such as obsurd, crumpify, subsus, flib, congressed, and others, can be found by clicking on the tags below. Today’s New Word is a compounding of a word and a a phrase. Without further waiting, Holiday Horse Latitudes is the new phrase for this month.

OLD WORDS
Holiday, n. A time or period of exemption from any requirement, duty, assessment, etc. Often a day fixed by law or custom on which ordinary business is suspended in commemoration of some event or in honor of some person.

It's not easy to glide through the Holiday Horse Latitudes.

It’s not easy to glide through the Holiday Horse Latitudes.

Horse Latitudes, n. The horse latitudes are located at about 30 to 38 degrees north and south of the equator. According to legend, the term comes from ships sailing to the New World that would often become stalled for days or even weeks when they encountered areas of high pressure and calm winds. Many of these ships carried horses to the Americas as part of their cargo. Unable to sail and resupply due to lack of wind, crews often ran out of drinking water. To conserve scarce water, sailors on these ships would sometimes throw the horses they were transporting overboard. Thus, the phrase “horse latitudes” was born. Source: http://oceanservice.noaa.gov/facts/horse-latitudes.html

NEW WORD
Holiday Horse Latitudes, n. That time of year, usually shortly after the first of a new year, when all the major holidays have been celebrated and there is not another one for several months. Usually Memorial Day, which is the end of May, in the U.S.

All that is left are a few lesser-celebrated holidays, such as President’s Day, and overly hyped pseudo-holidays like the Super Bowl.

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Haiku to you Thursday: “Defiance”

One daffodil blooms /

in mid-winter defiance. /

A fury of grace.

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Writing tip Wednesday: “Competitions for 2016”

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Almond Press “would like to share with you our curated list of writing competitions scheduled for 2016. Included are details about max word count, associated fees, submission deadlines, and direct links to each event.”

Source: http://www.dystopianstories.com/writing-competitions-2016/

You can search through this list in a number of ways, including by Country, Closing date, Word count, Entry fee, and Top Prize. You can also do a keyword search of the listings. Plus, to receive updates all your own, you can sign up to have updates sent to your e-mail address. Can’t get much easier than that.

It is probably not an absolute complete list, but it’s a good resource and fairly easy to access. Much of the work, other than the writing and submitting, has been done for you.

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cARtOONSdAY: “mETAPHOR mERCHANDISE”

Cut-rate character creation wouldn't hurt, either.

Cut-rate character creation wouldn’t hurt, either.

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Monday morning writing joke: “Practicing”

I accuse.

I accuse.

Lawyer: “Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?”

Doctor: “No.”

Lawyer: “Did you check for blood pressure?”

Doctor: “No.”

Lawyer: “Did you check for breathing?”

Doctor: “No.”

Lawyer: “So, then, is it possible the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?”

Doctor: “No.”

Lawyer: “Doctor, how can you be so sure?”

Doctor: “Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.”

Lawyer: “But could the patient have still been alive nonetheless?”

Doctor: “Yes, it is possible. He could have been alive and practicing law.”

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Screenwriting course for $19: Limited time offer

Screenwriting course

Screenwriting course

Disclaimer 1: I know nothing about this course or teacher. It came through Groupon (links below) for $19. Price of a hardback book or even some trade paperbacks (or even some e-books). I thought I would give it a try. According to the company offering the course, it is normally $199.

I have posted a couple of links below to the same offer. It is for a limited time.

Disclaimer 2: There will be an offer to “Buy with David and save.” You can ignore that or use it as you wish. It come with the links, but I am not looking to make money on this. If you belong to Groupon, you can probably find this offering without the “Buy … and save” option. That’s okay with me.

If anybody had taken the class and wants to send me comments, I will see about posting them. If anybody takes the class and sends me comments, I will see about posting them.

Disclaimer 3: I do not know if this will work outside the United States.

Sources:
http://groupon.com/bwf/6c1342f4-011b-4b06-ae5d-b9b11f23e304?utm_campaign=OfferReferral&utm_source=bwf_link&utm_medium=bwf

https://www.groupon.com/deals/writing-academy-1-chicago?offerReferralId=6c1342f4-011b-4b06-ae5d-b9b11f23e304&utm_campaign=OfferReferral&utm_source=bwf_link&utm_medium=bwf#bwf-details-modal

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Star Trek stamps

Star Trek
For those writers who will be mailing out manuscripts in 2016, particularly science fiction manuscripts, these stamps may be just the item you’ll need. Who knows, since they are forever stamps, writers might be using them into the 23rd Century.

Celebrating the 50th anniversary of the television premiere, the new Star Trek Forever stamps showcase four digital illustrations inspired by classic elements of the television program:

Star Trek US postage stamps for 2016

Star Trek US postage stamps for 2016

  • the Starship Enterprise inside the outline of a Starfleet insignia against a gold background;
  • the silhouette of a crewman in a transporter against a red background;
  • the silhouette of the Enterprise from above against a green background; and,
  • the Enterprise inside the outline of the Vulcan salute (Spock’s iconic hand gesture) against a blue background.

The words “SPACE… THE FINAL FRONTIER,” from Captain Kirk’s famous voice-over appear beneath the stamps against a background of stars. The stamps were designed by Heads of State under the art direction of Antonio Alcalá.

Source: https://about.usps.com/news/national-releases/2015/pr15_069.htm

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New Year Inspiration

Need writing inspiration for the new year? Consider this: Today, January 2nd is Run it up the Flagpole and See if Anyone Salutes Day. Just remember to keep it brief.

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January 2nd: Keep it brief.

For those of you with a food inclination, the month of January is National Soup Month and National Oatmeal Month. Now, I have never seen nor tasted an Oatmeal soup, but who knows, 2016 could be the year.

January is also National Bath month. I hope that doesn’t mean you are only supposed to take only one this month. If so, some people might be too ripe too soon for me to have the stomach to eat anything, let alone Oatmeal Soup.

It is also National Braille Literacy Month. If you can’t read Braille, does that mean you suffer from tactile dysfunction? Does Cialis have a pill for that?

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Photo finish Friday: “Pink Elephant Highball”

If you wake up on New Year's Day and see this in your yard, you may have had one too many.

If you wake up on New Year’s Day and see this in your yard, you may have had one too many.


Or maybe the GOP is trying out what they hope will be a more user-friendly mascot: a pink elephant that would like to have a highball with you. If so, maybe that’s only meant for the high-dollar donors who have given them most of their campaign war chest.

Either way, be wary, very wary if you wake up and see a pink elephant with a highball in front of your home.

Happy New Year.

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