I hardly know ya, /
Triskaidekaphobia. /
Afraid to hold ya. /
I have just told ya, /
Triskaidekaphobia. /
I hardly know ya. /
Just the facts, you say, /
Triskaidekaphobia./
Will make you go away. /
But you’re here to stay. /
triskaidekaphobia. /
For the entire day. /
So I might just play, /
Triskaidekaphobia. /
On this fine Friday: /
Triskaidekaphobia

A very, very David Booker poem. Happy 13th!
If that means unique. I’ll take it.
If that means weird, but in an endearing sort of way, I’ll take that.
After all, in life there’s noir way out. Happy 13th to you, too. Stay tuned for a photo I am about to post.