A cactus and a vampire walk into a bar. The bartender can’t decide who’s the bigger prick.
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Q.: What do you call a zombie with rod and reel?
A.: Hooked.
Tag Archives: zombie
Monday morning writing joke: “Zombie three”
Zombie Neighborhood Watch sign: “Take a bite out of crime. Eat the perpetrator.”
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Q. What sort of work does a zombie like?
A. Piecemeal.
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Q. What do you call the headmaster at a zombie school?
A. The headmaster.
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Monday morning writing joke: “Vehicle”
Q.: What do you call a vehicle that seats a mummy, a zombie, a werewolf, and a vampire?
A.: A Monster truck.
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Monday morning writing joke: “Date night”
A zombie and a vampire went out on a date.
Somebody didn’t have the brains to realize the relationship sucked.
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Monday morning writing joke: “Head ache”
Q.: What type of performer is a zombie?
A.: A headliner
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Q.: When a zombie leaves, what is she doing?
A.: She’s heading out-of-town.
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Q.: What is the main feature a zombie looks for in a car?
A.: More head room.
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Monday morning writing joke: “Heady stuff”
Q.: What do you call the principal at a zombie school?
A.: The headmaster.
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Q.: What is a zombie’s worst nightmare?
A.: The Headless horseman.
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Q.: What is a zombie’s favorite spread on bread?
A.: Head cheese.
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Monday morning writing joke: “Head’s up”
Q: Where do zombie kids begin their education.
A.: In Head Start.
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Q.: What’s a zombie’s goal in education?
A.: To get to the head of the class.
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Monday morning writing joke: “hard work”
Q.: What did the hard-working zombie writer named Kate call herself?
A.: Dead-i-Kate
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Monday morning writing joke: “Zombies, part 4”
Q.: What type of humor does a zombie like?
A.: Deadpan.
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Q.: What trick does a zombie teach to his dog?
A.: Play dead.
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Q.: Why did the zombie start eating beef?
A.: He thought the label said “Brain fed.”
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Q.: What do you call a zombie with dementia?
A.: A zombie.
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Monday morning writing joke: “Zombies, part 3”
Q.: What did the French zombie waiter say to his customers?
A.: “Brain appetite.”
A zombie went to a zombie doctor for his yearly checkup. The doctor asked him what he had been eating lately.
The zombie said, “Writer’s brains.”
The zombie doctor told him to quit before he got “Clogged authories.”
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