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Monday morning writing joke: Let me preface this

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Let me just preface my remarks by saying I shouldn’t have prefaced my remarks.

My critique group can be rather direct. I turned in the first part of the novel, including the preface. One member said he doesn’t read prefaces or preludes or prologues of any kind.

Another one wrote this on in the margin of her critique: “Your preface states that the characters bear no resemblance to any person living or dead. That’s precisely what’s wrong with this story.”

I guess an epilogue is out of the question.

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cARtOONSdAY: tHE mILLION mONKEY tYPE

Monkey at the keyboard

Some say a million monkeys at a million keyboards would eventually write something equal to Shakespeare’s works. Depends upon the monkeys. They might decide upon the million monkey march, or something a little more at play.

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Monday morning (evening) writing joke: the long and short of it

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Giving short (story) shrift to a novel idea.

The other day I overheard two people in my writing workshop group talking about my work. One person said she wasn’t sure why, but she would prefer to read something else.

The other person said, “He’s putting everything he knows into his novel. It’s sure to be a short story.”

“And I probably still won’t like it,” the first person said.

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Monday morning writing joke: bird’s eye view

I'm a writer and I don't get no respect

A bird’s eye view of literature.

I’m a writer and I don’t get no respect. Just the other day my mother-in-law came to visit. She asked for one of my stories and I gave her the latest one I had written. The next day I had to go and visit her. I asked her how she liked the story. She said it wasn’t long enough.

“Long enough?” I asked.

“Yeah,” she said. “There weren’t enough pages to line the bottom of my parrot’s cage. He’s not happy.”

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Writing tip Wednesday: 5 Essential Tips for Writing Picture Books

By Dianne de Las Casas

When I am at book signings or doing school visits, I often hear the question, “What advice do you have for someone writing their first
picture book?” People are eager to learn the “secret” to writing a runaway best-selling picture book.

There IS a definite art to writing a picture book. For me, a perfect picture book is a seamless integration of pictures and
words. They fit together like peanut butter and jelly. The words and the pictures might be good alone but they are GREAT together.

1. A Universal Theme
Contrary to popular belief, picture books do not have to have a message although they often do. If there is a message in a picture book, it should be subtle and left for the reader to decipher. What is important is a universal theme, a theme that readers can relate to: love, bedtime, friendship, teamwork, etc. Even humor can work as a theme. THE DOT by Peter Reynolds landed in USA Today‘s Top 100 Children’s Books because of the book’s universal theme of creativity.

2. The Page Turn
Never underestimate the power of the page turn. Every good story needs to take a breath or have a moment of suspense. The page turn can be that quiet pause or that dramatic reveal. New York Times Bestselling book PETE THE CAT by Eric Litwin has an extremely successful use of the page turn, building the readers’ anticipation for the next moment in the story.

3. Think Visually
If you are not the illustrator, think (don’t write) visually. The story can be rich and full but there must still be room for the illustrator to work, stretching the confines of the story. Often, the subtext of the story can be found in the illustrations. Tell your story adroitly with an economy of words. Leslie Helakoski and Henry Cole demonstrate this perfectly with their book, BIG CHICKENS GO TO TOWN.

4. The Read-Aloud
Picture books are meant to be read aloud… in classrooms, in library story times, and at bedtime. Read your story aloud. Have others read your story aloud. Does the rhythm work? Is the story too long? Too short? How do others react to the read-aloud? Remember that you are writing for children and their keepers (parents, teachers, and librarians).

Your book must sound good to everyone hearing it. Maurice Sendak’s WHERE THE WILD THINGS ARE is one of the greatest children’s books of all time. Read it out loud and you’ll know why.

5. Jacket Flap Copy
Finally, write your jacket flap copy, that brief synopsis inside the dust jacket of the book. Even picture books, as short as they are, need to be summarized. Can you sum up your book in 1-2 sentences? Every author needs to be able to tell people what their book is about.

Okay, here’s a bonus tip. Have fun! Play with your words and have a ball. Remember that once in print, your picture book is forever. You are leaving a legacy. If even one reader is touched by your message, you are making a difference.

Dianne de Las Casas is an award-winning author, storyteller, and the Founder of Picture Book Month, an international literacy initiative that celebrates the print picture book during the month of November.

Visit Dianne’s website at http://clicks.aweber.com/y/ct/?l=O8uEK&m=IjnT4bn0sFLsQz&b=blYlm3YP2bSes8q3ckH7gg and
Picture Book Month’s website at http://clicks.aweber.com/y/ct/?l=O8uEK&m=IjnT4bn0sFLsQz&b=RXU9K3zNzvjYbP.bFLhkmQ.
Follow Dianne on Twitter: @storyconnection and Facebook: fanofdianne

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Writers on Writing: Plays Mad with his Soul

“The true artist plays mad with his soul, labors at the very lip of the volcano, but remembers and clings to his purpose, which is as strong as the dream. He is not someone possessed, like Cassandra, but a passionate, easily tempted explorer who fully intends to get home again, like Odysseus.”

–John Gardner

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Writing tip Wednesday: Some tools you may need

On her website (http://www.jenniferweiner.com), the author Jennifer Weiner has a list of advice if you want to be a novelist.

Weiner is the author of the novels The Next Best Thing, Then Came You, Fly Away Home, and others.

For books about writing to read, she writes “run, do not walk, to your local bookshop and buy Stephen King’s On Writing and Anne Lamott’s utterly indispensable Bird by Bird, and Eudora Welty’s One Writer’s Beginnings and Ursula LeGuin’s Steering the Craft.”

I would add a few more, but that can be for another time.

A synopsis of some of the other “tools” you need are:

Books by Jennifer Weiner

Books by Jennifer Weiner

1) The Unhappy Childhood: “Why do unhappy kids grow up to be writers? I think because being an outsider – a geek, a dweek, a weirdo … who just doesn’t fit in means that you’re naturally equipped for observing life carefully.”

2) The Miserable Love Life: “Again, a crucial ingredient for the formation of a novelist – romantic humiliation and heartbreak.”

3) Major in Liberal Arts (but not necessarily creative writing): “…a liberal arts education gives you a framework in which to place your own experiences, a context you can use to look at everything else ….”

4) Get a Job (not an MFA): She admits this one might be a bit controversial. But she says she thinks journalism “is just about the perfect career for aspiring young writers.” And if you can’t get a jog in journalism, camp counselor, cook, nanny or anything else that takes you out of your comfort zone is good.

5) Write to Please Yourself: “Tell the story that’s been growing in your heart.”

6) Get a Dog: Getting a dog can help teach you discipline and discipline is what you will need to be a writer.

7) Get Published: Submit, submit, submit. Expect to face rejection, but submit.

8) Find an Agent: This may take as much work, at least for a while, as being a writer.

9) Be a Smart Consumer: Advice on how to screen an agent that is interested in you. You don’t have to take the first one that says yes to your query letter, synopsis, finished novel.

10) Read: “Read everything. Read fiction and non-fiction, red hot best sellers and the classics you never got around to in college.”

For more details on these tools, go to http://www.jenniferweiner.com/forwriters.htm.

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Monday morning writing joke: Hot spot

I am a writer and I don't get no respect

Not exactly the hot spot I had in mind.

I’m a writer and I don’t get no respect. Just the other day my mother came over for a visit. She’s a religious woman of sorts. She said she had something that she thought would help me write. She asked if she could hang it in my office. I thought maybe it was a poster with some writing quotes on it. I said okay. She hung it and then left.

When I entered the office, I found the item. It was a plaque. It read: “You are cordially invited to the theological place of eternal punishment.”

Below that she had placed a sticky note that read: “Love, Mom.”

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Writers on Writing

“The scariest moment is always just before you start.”
–Stephen King

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Writers on Writing

“[The writer] has to be the kind of man who turns the world upside down and says, lookit, it looks different, doesn’t it?”
—Morris West

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