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cARtOONSdAY: “fARMING oUT A nOVEL iDEA”

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October 12, 2021 · 11:45 pm

Haiku and photo: “Love Fruit”

Love fruit

Love fruit on the roof. /

Once considered poisonous /

Now poised over us.

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#haiku #poem #poetry #photography #tomato #roof #poisonous #101018

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Monday morning writing joke: “Writer named Maxwell”

There once was writer named Maxwell, /

Who wrote only about things factual. /

Imagination, he said, /

Was overrated and dead. /

Then he was eaten by a Pterodactyl.

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Sunday silliness: “Hunter’s stew”

Hunters stew

Deep in the forest, /

made with choice ingredients, /

Autumn Hunters Stew.

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#haiku #poem #poetry #photo #pun #humor #hunter #stew #forest #ingredients #davidebooker #oldnorthknoxville #halloween #october #sunday #2015 #2021 #101021

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cARtOONSdAY: “pLAN aHEAD”

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September 21, 2021 · 3:54 pm

Monday morning writing joke: “Tick-lish pun”

“They would pair us like that,” the tick grumbled as he ate his croissant.

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Saturday silliness: “Sometimes”

Sometimes

Sometimes, you must dough /

What you knead to dough. /

Then you roll with it.

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#haiku #poem #poetry #pun #humor #dough #knead #oldnorthknoxville #bread #davidebooker

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Haiku from 083021

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Monday morning writing joke: “A Labor (day) of Love”

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September 6, 2021 · 1:09 am

Monday morning writing joke: “Happy”

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If not, follow the instructions and bite me.

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Monday morning writing joke: “Writer’s bucket”

The once was a writer with a bucket,

Who threw his drafts in it, because they “suck it.”

One day a thief came by

And with his bucket she did hie.

Now she has a bestseller. O’ the luck of it.

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