40 Worst Book Covers and Titles Ever | Bored Panda.
Not sure I agree with all the selections here, but an interesting collection. Might even spark conversation if not contemplation.
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These Books Actually Exist – The Meta Picture.
Are you ready to read: “The Right to Arm Bears”? How about “Knitting with Dog Hair”? These are two of the twenty titles.
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cARtOONSDAY: “wILLARD’S mOUNTAIN”
John Boy Walton’s mountain couldn’t have been much higher.
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Monday morning writing joke: “lamentation on limitations”
What did one writer say to the other when after the 14th time being nominated, he still didn’t win an Oscar?
“I guess my limitation of statues has not yet run out.”
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Monday (morning) writing joke: “Lionized”
A hungry African lion came across two men. One was sitting under a tree and reading a book; the other was typing away on his typewriter. The lion pounced on the man reading the book and devoured him. Even the king of the jungle knows that readers digest and writers cramp.
Observation: Maybe that’s why Hemingway was never eaten on safari.The lions were more afraid of his typewriter than his rife.
Inverse observation: Even lions reject writers. Writers just aren’t a lion’s type.
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cARtOONSDAY: “tRASH tALKIN'”
Willard the Writer had but one goal in life, and despite his wife’s requests, then pleas, and finally order, it was not to take out the trash “Now!”
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Monday morning writing joke: “blood money”
Q.: What did one English vampire writer say to another English vampire writer?
A.: “All this bloody writing is sucking the life out of me.”
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Monday morning writing joke: “eaten”
Q. If a writer were turned into a zombie, whose brains would he eat first?
A. His critics’.
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cARtOONSDAY: “fLIGHT”
“Fly me to the moon. Let me play among the….”
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Monday (morning) writing joke: “taxing”
Willard the Writer was such a gullible scribe; he actually believed syntax was a tax he had to pay each year he was an unpublished writer.
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