It was as if each choice branched off in unintended directions.
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cARtOONSDAY: “mET A fOREST”
It was as if each choice branched off in unintended directions.
Filed under 2015, cartoon by author, CarToonsday
Monday morning writing joke: “Dress up”
Q. What are a lazy writer’s favorite type of shoes?
A. Loafers.
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Q. What are a poor, lazy writer’s type of shoes?
A. Penny loafers.
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Q. Where do struggling writers get their feet coverings?
A. On the sock exchange.
Filed under 2015, Monday morning writing joke
cARtOONSDAY: “mISSING lINK”
Some mysteries may never be solved.
Filed under 2015, cartoon by author, CarToonsday
cARtOONSDAY: “cHARACTER iSSUES”
And to listen to his critics, even his characters weren’t that interesting.
Filed under 2015, cartoon by author, CarToonsday
Monday morning writing joke: “Boo to you, too”
There once was a writer of fright /
who could make her readers stay up all night./
With a stroke and boo, /
boy, she could do it to you, too. /
Oh, for such chills and delights!
Filed under 2015, Monday morning writing joke, poetry by author
Monday morning writing joke: “Dented erudition”
There once was a man of erudition /
who took to writing science fiction. /
His thoughts were transcendent, /
his paragraphs perfectly indented, /
but still something got lost in transmission.
Filed under 2015, Monday morning writing joke
Writing tip Wednesday: Grammar Gremlins
Humor and Grammar Gremlins — from 1979
Filed under 2015, Writing Tip Wednesday
cARtOONSDAY: “nIGHTY nIGHT”
Willard felt suddenly hungry after the revelation.
Filed under 2015, cartoon by author, CarToonsday
Monday morning writing joke: “Play time”
There once was a writer of erotica /
whose own life was not a like a lot of ya. /
She would write it all day /
but come time to go play /
she couldn’t quite “bare” the thought of ya.
Filed under 2015, Monday morning writing joke
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