It was as if each choice branched off in unintended directions.
Filed under 2015, cartoon by author, CarToonsday
Q. What are a lazy writer’s favorite type of shoes?
A. Loafers.
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Q. What are a poor, lazy writer’s type of shoes?
A. Penny loafers.
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Q. Where do struggling writers get their feet coverings?
A. On the sock exchange.
Filed under 2015, Monday morning writing joke
Some mysteries may never be solved.
Filed under 2015, cartoon by author, CarToonsday
And to listen to his critics, even his characters weren’t that interesting.
Filed under 2015, cartoon by author, CarToonsday
There once was a writer of fright /
who could make her readers stay up all night./
With a stroke and boo, /
boy, she could do it to you, too. /
Oh, for such chills and delights!
Filed under 2015, Monday morning writing joke, poetry by author
There once was a man of erudition /
who took to writing science fiction. /
His thoughts were transcendent, /
his paragraphs perfectly indented, /
but still something got lost in transmission.
Filed under 2015, Monday morning writing joke
Humor and Grammar Gremlins — from 1979
Filed under 2015, Writing Tip Wednesday
Willard felt suddenly hungry after the revelation.
Filed under 2015, cartoon by author, CarToonsday
There once was a writer of erotica /
whose own life was not a like a lot of ya. /
She would write it all day /
but come time to go play /
she couldn’t quite “bare” the thought of ya.
Filed under 2015, Monday morning writing joke
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