Two travel writers sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft. Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can’t have your kayak and heat it too.
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cARtOONSdAY: “pOEM tREAT”
If Willard liked how the trick-or-treater was dressed, he would give the goblin two poems.
Roses are read; /
Violets are blue. /
Candy is sweet, /
but this poem is, too.
Filed under 2015, cartoon by author, CarToonsday
Monday morning writing joke: “Remainders of the Day”
There once was a writer in bookstore /
Who could not find his books anymore. /
When he inquired about his place, /
They said, “Limited shelf space.” /
And pointed to remainders outside the door.
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Deja Moo: The feeling that you’ve heard this bull before
Filed under 2015, Monday morning writing joke, poetry by author
cARtOONSdAY: “tRANSITION”
And then there were the rejection notices that came with such stories.
Filed under 2015, cartoon by author, CarToonsday
cARtOONSdAY: “wILLARD aND tHE wORD”
Amphigory: a meaningless or nonsensical bit of writing.
Filed under 2015, cartoon by author, CarToonsday
Monday morning writing joke: “Add vice”
There once was a woman of advice /
Whose words calmed others’ toil and strife. /
Then one day on a dare /
She found her husband having an affair. /
Now, she’s doing twenty to life.
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A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named “Ahmal.” The other goes to a family in Spain; they name him “Juan.” Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Ahmal. Her husband responds, “They’re twins! If you’ve seen Juan, you’ve seen Ahmal.”
Filed under 2015, Monday morning writing joke, poetry by author
Monday morning writing joke: “Musical interlude”
Patient: “Doc, I can’t stop singing ‘The Green, Green Grass of Home.'”
Doctor: “That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome.”
Patient: “Is it common?”
Doctor: “Well, ‘It’s Not Unusual.'”
Filed under 2015, Monday morning writing joke
cARtOONSdAY: “oNE rULE”
Willard never saw Mr. Firestone after 6th grade, except in his nightmares.
Filed under 2015, cartoon by author, CarToonsday
Monday morning writing joke: “Slow go”
There once was a writer from Glasgow /
Whose writing was always a slow go. /
When turtles would mate /
He could write and relate; /
But for meeting deadlines he was always a no-show.
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There was a writer who sent twenty different puns to his friends, with the hope that at least ten of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did?!
Filed under 2015, Monday morning writing joke, poetry by author
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