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Scenes from an American exhibition

Hot Sunday afternoon. Temperature in the mid-80s, clouds dancing over and away from the sun, and humidity that rests on you like a tap on the shoulder.

Up the street walks a slender, fair-skinned woman in long pants, long-sleeved shirt, sun-glasses, and a green parasol. She strolls toward the corner market, making sure the parasol is always between her and the sun — her own little cloud. Her entire style of dress saying she is protecting herself from sunburn. Maybe even skin cancer.

She steps into the market and in a few minutes returns to the sidewalk, again her sunglasses in place and adjusting her parasol to block the sun. Yet in her other hand, she is holding a pack of cigarettes and between her fingers on that hand is a lit member. She brings it up to her lips, slowly draws on it, and them blows it out.

She will make a lovely corpse one day. Not an erratic mole anywhere on her fair skin. Yet her lungs will be an infestation of filth, her hair and clothes will stink, her skin will be the hide of a rhinoceros, and all that is erratic will be on the inside.

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Photo finish Friday: “Half of it”

Sometimes, a relationship just doesn't hold together.

Sometimes, a relationship just doesn’t hold together.

The man in the waders

by David E. Booker

The man in waders

met the woman in half.

When others saw them,

they thought they were daft.

They met at the creek,

down by the water’s edge.

It was a salvage operation

of the heart it is said.

She could not say

where her lower half went.

Like a little mermaid

she was half woman, half rent.

The relationship didn’t last.

Alas it is said,

the fact she had no bottom

went straight to his head.

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Haiku to you Thursday: “Rack”

Young woman’s torn face /

droops from the magazine /

model off the rack.

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Limerick time: “Joy”

There once was a woman named Joy.
All her neighbors she did nothing be annoy.
Such a termagant!
Her hours were always spent
Haranguing all who came into her employ.

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CarToonsday: Where’d you bury the woman I married?

Man in Undershirt

“Where’d you bury the woman I married?”

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A pot full

There once was a woman from Knoxville. /
Who couldn’t quite get her pot full /
Of coffee, she’d say, /
“There’s not enough today. /
And that makes my way just awful.”

In the land of plenty sometimes there is not enough

For Kristina, who inspired this full pot of silliness; and for my daughter, who posed with a coffee pot to give me an idea of how to do this.

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