Tall tale
The gravedigger says, /
As his needling wife’s unearthed, /
“It’s all a big yarn.”
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“Tall tale”
Filed under 2019, humor, photo, poem, poet, poetry, poetry by author, Poetry by David E. Booker
“The Old Man”
The Old Man
There was an old man who lived in a sign. /
His wife wouldn’t join him because she wouldn’t cosine. /
Now she lives adjacent to an empty hypotenuse. /
Her life a tangent somewhat on the loose.
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Filed under 2025, photo, poem, poet, poetry, poetry by author, Poetry by David E. Booker
“Oh, Santa”
Oh, Santa
Oh, Santa, your wife /
is so distraught. You left your /
August balls behind.
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#Santa #wife #balls #behind #distraught #haiku #poem #poetry #haiga #photo #knoxville #davidebooker #august #tuesday #082724 #20246
Tall tale
The gravedigger says, /
As his needling wife’s unearthed, /
“It’s all a big yarn.”
.
.
#poem #haiku #davidebooker #poet #writer #writing #may #monday #2019 #pun #wife #gravedigger #humor #unearthed #skeleton #needles
Filed under 2019, haiku, Poetry by David E. Booker
Monday morning writing joke: “Lecture”
A man walking alone on downtown sidewalks at 3 AM is stopped by a police officer.
“What are you doing out this late?” the officer asks.
The man says, “I’m on my way to a lecture, officer. It’s about alcohol abuse and the effects on the human body, as well as smoking and staying out to the wee hours of the morning.”
“Really? Who’s giving that lecture at this time of night?” the officer asks.
The man says, “That would be my wife.”
Filed under 2016, Monday morning writing joke
Monday morning writing joke: “Natural selection”
Never laugh at your wife’s choices. Remember, you are one of them.
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Man walks in to a department store and tells a salesperson, “I need to get something for my wife for her birthday.”
Salesperson: “What would like to give her?”
Man: “An excuse.”
Filed under 2016, joke by author, Monday morning writing joke
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