
Haikubaru
The Haikubaru — /
fully versed in getting you /
there in metered style.
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#pun #humor #haikubaru #verse #meter #poem #poetry #haiku #davidebooker #august #wednesday #081022 #2022
There once was a writer of verse
Who had a wish so perverse.
He put pen to paper
And hoped he’d become Satyr,
But what he became was even much worse.
He had hooves, horns, and some hide
Enough to frighten his would-be bride.
When he glanced in the mirror,
He couldn’t have looked any queerer
Even with the nannies by his side.
Filed under 2019, Monday morning writing joke, poetry by author
There once was a crude poet of verse, /
Whose rhymes would always end with a curse. /
Then a woman walked by /
And gave him the loving eye. /
Now his verse has taken a turn for the adverse.
Filed under 2016, Monday morning writing joke, poetry by author