All is calm, all is bright. / Tree is up and full of light. / Blinded my neighbor across the street. / His retinas are fried like old, dried meat. / Santa, come and visit me soon. / This tree’s so bright, it’s an envy of the moon. / I’ve been good, the best I’ve been yet. / I only have one or two things I regret. / The body in the basement, well that doesn’t count. / She ticked me off with her bouncy flounce. / And that man in the meat locker, he was frigid to me. / Said I had COVID. Now how can that be? / No, Santa, I have been very very good. / My tree is bright. My wants be as they should. / All is calm, all is bright / Unless you pass me by on this special night.
There once was a tree in my yard
that came down in a wind rather hard.
I sawed on it yesterday;
it’s still there today.
It’s tougher than a month old canard.
The hackberry where it split and most of it bowed to the ground to the applause of thunder and wind and rain.