Two sheep gather in a meadow.
Sheep one: “Did you meet the comic writer who moved in to the old house in the valley?”
Sheep two: “I have and I’m not am-ewe-used.”
Two sheep gather in a meadow.
Sheep one: “Did you meet the comic writer who moved in to the old house in the valley?”
Sheep two: “I have and I’m not am-ewe-used.”
Filed under 2017, joke by author, Monday morning writing joke
“Listen up, boys,” the head sheep said. “We have one chance to get this right. The sow keeps all her money at the Piggy Bank on the corner. We show a little backbone and knock it over and we’ll never have to cower again. You with me?”
Filed under Photo Finish Friday