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“The Disguise”

The private eye disguise

In glasses and bushy brows,

With nose and funny mustache

Able to deceive the soused.

I am impersonating the author,

The teller of these tall tales

Of tarnish valor and unfair maidens

And life’s sordid travails.

It is hard to fake the writing

To sit here and make stuff up.

The computer stares at me blankly

Like an audience saying, “Never enough.”

I can’t take one more day,

Maybe not ever one more hour.

I’m looking for the clues,

But everything turns up sour.

The writer has disappeared,

The creator now uncreated.

And everything I try or do

Comes out jaded or simply dated.

I am the created cliche,

Left behind to hold this space.

O’ author come back to me

So my future won’t be erased.


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Photo courtesy of author Robert Crais

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Book review: “Lullaby Town” by Robert Crais

Lullaby Town by Robert Crais

My rating: 4 of 5 stars


It’s often fun to drop in near the beginning of a new series, and such is the case with private detective novel Lullaby Town by Robert Crais. The early 1990s seems in some ways a distant time now. No smart phones. Not even any cell phones. At least none mentioned in this novel. No ubiquitous laptop computers and the best ones were dummy terminals tied to mainframes.

Anyway, Hollywood’s erratic but supposedly brilliant action / adventure director Peter Alan Nelson hires private detective Elvis Cole to find his ex-wife and young son who disappeared almost a decade ago. As Elvis searches the country to find these two, he finds other trouble as well. Peter’s wife has established herself in a small town in Connecticut. Unfortunately, despite working her way up at a local bank to a respectable position, she also has some unwanted, and quite nasty, mob connections. Extricating the ex and keeping the erratic (and emotionally immature) director from interfering make for more than simple search and find assignment for Elvis and his taciturn partner, Joe Pike. An entertaining and fun read — including Elvis’s snarky remarks about other fictional private eyes. Definitely a 4 star and maybe a 4.5 star book.



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