Visions
I’m a rodent, you see. /
Not a weatherman, who sees. /
See the difference?
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Filed under 2022, haiku, photo, poetry, Poetry by David E. Booker
Happy hard
There once was a writer of greeting cards, /
Who found this season a bit of a canard. /
All she had to say /
She’d said already for pay. /
To do it now for free was very hard.
Oh, Deer Meat
Oh, deer meat, what can I say? /
What won’t offend you if I play? /
A word here, a word there, /
But venison I must play with care.
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Only
Halloween heart eek. /
She left me; I could not speak./
Only ghostly shriek.
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There once was an actor of note,
Who thought he was so good he could float.
Upon the stage he did try
To levitate way up high,
And soon he was smaller than a mote.
Filed under 2021, Monday morning writing joke
Oh, my balls…
Oh, my balls are a tangled mess /
Clattered together like a car wreck compress. /
Oh, my balls are twisted tight. /
Not really painful, but oh, what a sight. /
Oh, my balls are dangling there /
Unable to move in the moaning air. /
Yes, my balls are one big wad. /
They’d be blue if attached to a bod. /
But thankfully, they’re just hanging there, /
Bunched up on their rack without a care.
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Filed under 2021, poem, poetry, Poetry by David E. Booker
“They would pair us like that,” the tick grumbled as he ate his croissant.
Filed under 2021, Monday morning writing joke, puns
Sometimes
Sometimes, you must dough /
What you knead to dough. /
Then you roll with it.
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