Tag Archives: pun
cARtOONSdAY: “sELECT oNLY oNE”
Filed under 2015, cartoon by author, CarToonsday
cARtOONSdAY: “pLOT pOINT”
Filed under 2015, cartoon by author, CarToonsday
Monday morning writing joke: “Flowering talent”
There once was a writer from Nashville, /
Who wrote enough songs to fill up a landfill. /
He’d write lyrics all day /
As if he had something to say /
Then sing them for an audience of daffodils.
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Three creationists accidentally walked into a tar pit last night. In 6,000 years nobody will care.
Filed under 2015, Monday morning writing joke, poetry by author
cARtOONSdAY: “nOVEL bEGINNING”
Filed under 2015, cartoon by author, CarToonsday
Monday morning writing joke: “Writer from the Vatican”
There once was a writer from the Vatican /
Whose soul job was to write about sin, but then /
He wondered: what can I say /
About troubles today /
That gives evil an original spin again.
***
A dyslexic writer walks into a bra.
Filed under 2015, Monday morning writing joke, poetry by author
cARtOONSdAY: “wITCH oVENS?”
Filed under 2015, cartoon by author, CarToonsday
cARtOONSdAY: “i sPY”
Filed under 2015, cartoon by author, CarToonsday
Monday morning writing joke: “Candle”
Q.: What’s the difference between a propaganda writer and a roman candle?
A.: Depends upon how much a roman candle is selling for.
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Three writers walk into a fireworks store. Each has $1. One buys a cherry bomb. The second buys a pack of firecrackers. The third buys a sparkler. Which one’s the poet?
A.: The one with the cherry bomb. Metaphorically, he’s trying to get the biggest bang for his buck.
Filed under 2015, Monday morning writing joke






