A policeman is dispatched to the home of an older woman who has shot her husband for walking on just mopped floor. He radios in that he is on the scene.
Dispatch: “Have you taken her into custody?”
Officer: “Not yet. The floor’s still wet.”
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Monday morning writing joke: “Lecture”
A man walking alone on downtown sidewalks at 3 AM is stopped by a police officer.
“What are you doing out this late?” the officer asks.
The man says, “I’m on my way to a lecture, officer. It’s about alcohol abuse and the effects on the human body, as well as smoking and staying out to the wee hours of the morning.”
“Really? Who’s giving that lecture at this time of night?” the officer asks.
The man says, “That would be my wife.”
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Photo finish Friday: “A Copalypse”
He thought he had been dreaming them; but here they were, the four cops of the apocalypse — the a copalypse — and they were following him.
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