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Holiday Reprise: “Santa’s Setback”

This is a note to tell you
that Wall Street has taken away
the things I really needed:
my workshop, my reindeer, my sleigh.

I now make my rounds on a jackass;
he’s old and crippled and slow.
So, if you don’t see me come Christmas,
I’ll be out on my ass in the snow.

Santa on a jackass

Santa mounts a new challenge.


[Editor’s note: original appeared in Dec. 2012, but brought back because it still applies. And because I can.]

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Haiku to you Thursday: “Adorning”

Moonlight, winter songs /

candles flicker to voices /

adorning the night.

Young carolers in Old North Knoxville. The start of a new tradition.

Young carolers in Old North Knoxville. The start of a new tradition.

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Haiku to you Thursday: “After a night”

After a night, love /

I hold the hope that you know /

how light hides secrets.

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Boxed in

by DAVID E. BOOKER

I will not put her in a box
I will not use one with a lock.
I will not bury her beneath the blocks
nor stuff her in the freezer with the lox.
I will not ship her far, far away.
I said I won’t, no, no not today.
But my patience is running thin
and should she try it, yet once again…
I will not be responsible for what I do.
My five-year-old could do it to you, too.

Return postage not included.

Return postage not included.

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Haiku to you Thursday: “Spoon and stew”

To sup with Satan /

use a very long spoon and /

remember nothing.

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If the truth had horns /

the butcher could make stew of /

my feelings for you.

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Haiku to you Thursday: “Phases”

Morning’s cold caress. /

Afternoon’s gentle embrace./

Evening’s parting kiss.

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Haiku to you Thursday: “Generous”

Hawk perched in an oak, /

generous in its silence. /

Empty feeder swings.

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Haiku to you Thursday: “State stars start”

Stars still light the night /

yet a light across the yard /

states the morning’s start.

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Haiku to you Thursday: “Big Deal”

O’ jack-o’-lantern /

spits seeds, blows smoke, swallows flame /

for a night’s desire.

Desire for sale.

Desire for sale.

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Monday morning writing joke: “Too ugly to be seen.”

There once was a man so mean /

his face was too ugly to be seen. /

He was banned from sight /

so as not to give fright — /

except for the night called Halloween.

The man and his amulet.

The man and his amulet.

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