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Monday morning writing joke: “Writer of Satire”

There once was a writer of satire,

Who feared his profession would soon expire.

No matter what he would write

Reality very soon made it trite,

Or worse, make it something to desire.

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Photo finish Friday: “Go left at the fork”

Go left at the fork.

Go right at the spoon.

Go under the knife

And jump over the moon.

The banana split

During its salad days.

It was easy as pie

To cake walk away.

He’s such a dish.

She’s gone to pot.

They’re in a stew

That’s boiling hot.

His goose is cook.

Her mind is fried.

Don’t butter them up,

They’re raw inside.

If you egg her on

The yoke’s on you.

She’s no apple of your eye

By the time she’s through.

The tables will be turned.

The empty will satiate

As you’re rounding third

And trying to steal home plate.

Life is a pickle,

This you can’t deny.

It’s the pot or frying pan

No mater how hard you try.

You can stir up a frenzy.

You can sift through the rubble.

The ingredients are there

To pickle all your troubles.

When things are ajar

And you feel in a jam

Just remember life will gel

If you don’t act the ham.

Go left at the fork.

Go right at the spoon.

Go under the knife.

Do your dishes soon.

–David E. Booker

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Haiku to you Thursday: “Morning Glory”

Morning glory

Morning glory, what’s /
your story as August leaves? /
Frost whispers your name.

Morning Glory

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Haiku to you Thursday: “This Day”

This day

Part of the morning. /
Thoughts of another’s life. /
His moment or mine?

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Haiku to you Thursday: “Drops”

Dew drops and rain drops /

And tears falling from my eyes /

Renewal and pain.

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Haiku to you Thursday: “Tapioca and Toothpicks”

Some days are toothpicks. /

Some days are tapioca. /

Some days they collide.

Tapioca and toothpicks

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Monday morning writing joke: “Writer from St. Paul”

There once was a writer from St. Paul

Who could only write well in the fall.

With the leaves off the trees

She saw her neighbors with ease.

And then she could record it all.

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Photo finish Friday (and haiku): “See me”

My beauty is now /
In this moment, at this place. /
See me; see yourself.
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Haiku to you Thursday: “Never ending”

You can have it all. /

Except not at the same time. /

The truth never ends.

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Monday morning writing joke: “Writer from Maine”

There once was a writer from Maine

Whom everybody thought was insane.

He wrote big books on evil

and owned pet boll weevil.

No one could cotton to him or complain.

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