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Monday morning writing joke: “Hitting the right note.”

Ernest Hemingway was sitting at a bar in Havana when in tottered an old, wizened man who hobbled up to the piano, sat down, and began playing.

He played wonderfully until he came to one certain note in the middle of the keyboard, which he could never get right. Always the same note. Always played badly.

“What’s his problem?” Hemingway asked.

The bartender shrugged. “We tried running him off, but he keeps coming back. So, we got him a music teacher. He ran her off. We then tried a psychologist. He didn’t last long, but he did suggest we not treat this problem as a big issue and maybe, eventually the man will go away. So he comes in to play and we ignore him and if anybody asks, we shrug our shoulders and say, ‘It’s just the old man and the C.’”

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Photo finish Friday: “The piano at the loop of time”

Play it again....

Play it again….

“Sam, it’s December 1941 in Casablanca. What time is it in New York?”

“Ah … my watch stopped.”

“I bet they’re asleep in New York. I bet they’re asleep all over America. Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine.”

Music from the piano.

“What’s that you’re playing?’

“Just a little something I wrote.”

“Stop it. You know what I want to hear.”

“But—”

“You played it for her. You can play it for me. If she can stand it, so I can.”

“But Boss, I played it for you last night.”

“Play it, again.”

“But Boss, I played it for you last night and she didn’t come.”

“She’ll be back, I know it.” He slugs down another drink. He’s had so many, he doesn’t remember what it is.

“But Boss, I played it before and she didn’t come.”

“As Time Goes By” rises up from the upright piano. It is a ghost in the room, rattling the chains of cords and notes. It rattles on and on evoking memories and mistakes.

“Sam, it’s December 1941 in Casablanca. What time is it in New York?”

“Ah … my watch stopped.”

“I bet they’re asleep in New York. I bet they’re asleep all over America. Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine.”

“Ah … my watch stopped.”

[Editor’s note: with apologies to Casablanca. If you haven’t seen it — what are you waiting on? Now, it’s your turn. What would you write to this photo?]

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