Dogs and Cats of Ohio
I heard they’re eating pets in Ohio,
Dogs and cats to name a few,
And if they’re not available,
Rabbits, rodents, and rats will do.
I heard the town was Springfield,
Where Bart Simpson is said to live.
Pest control went to his door
And asked, “What the hell gives?”
Bart said he knew nothing of it.
Then he belched and he sighed.
In the back, a bearded Vance
Held up a held up a cat: “Have you tried?”
BK Junior descended to town
With his wild frontier show.
Left a dead bear in the park
So everybody would know.
Then a felon feeling compelling
Tried to put Fear upon the stage.
But being foretold he was too old
Donning a fool’s errand rage.
And the beast it did consume him
In its ever-pitiless way
And once the beast had self eaten.
Not even a cat could find a stray.
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