Author to his agent: “What’s the latest on my manuscript?”
Agent to author: “I sent it out to six publishers at the same time hoping to stir up the most interest in the shortest amount of time. But no response yet.”
Author, thinking the agent is trying to start a bidding war for his masterpiece. “Maybe you’re asking too much.”
Agent to author: “I offered it to them for free.”
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