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Haiku and photo: “Night Visitor”

Night visitor

Ancient face abounds;

Deep into the night it shines.

See in darkness home.

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#haiku #poetry #poem #poet #opposum #writer #writing #february #2020 #saturday #night #ancient #face #abounds #davidebooker #photo #night #darkness #oldnorthknoxville #knoxville #tennessee

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“Flapjacks,” haiku and photo

Flapjacks

Flapjacks, rising stack, /

Griddled on an old stove top. /

Winter day sizzle.

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#haiku #poem #poetry #flapjacks #pancakes #winter #stove #griddle #oldnorthknoxville #photooftheday #davidebooker #tennessee #knoxville #january #monday #2021

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“Almost” haiku

Almost

Spring is almost there /

Budding slightly beyond sight /

And Winter’s dark cane.

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#spring #winter #bud #cane #sight #poem #poetry #poet #davidebooker #photo #oldnorthknoxville #knoxville #tennessee #saturday #january #2020 #haiku

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“Colors” haiku

Colors

Colors of winter. /

Snow and holy berries, /

Grace within the cold.

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#haiku #poem #poetry #hollyberries #winter #color #snow #oldnorthknoxville #davidebooker #tennessee #january

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Monday (morning) writing joke: “Punctuation humor, part 1”

• An Oxford comma walks into a bar, where it spends the evening watching the television, getting drunk, and smoking cigars.

• A dangling participle walks into a bar. Enjoying a cocktail and chatting with the bartender, the evening passes pleasantly.

• A bar was walked into by the passive voice.

• An oxymoron walked into a bar, and the silence was deafening.

• Two quotation marks walk into a “bar.”

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Monday morning writing joke: “Writer named Elf”

There once was a writer named Elf,

Who wanted to see all his books up on the shelf.

In bookstores and in homes

He wanted his stories to roam.

So he hid them among Santa’s present wealth.

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A cup of Mercury

I swallowed from the cup of Mercury

to cover my absurdity.

The ambrosia of Venus

was cloudy in toxic meanness.

I raised a toast to ol’ Earth

the land of mirth and birth.

I’d thought I’d reached the stars

but was only a sip of Mars.

“Here’s mud in your eye,”

I said to Jupiter by and by.

I left a ring around Saturn —

just following an old pattern.

I drank from Uranus

though you thought me an ignoramus.

Things got kind of blurry

drinking from Neptune in such a hurry.

I got blotto on Pluto —

as a planet I couldn’t let go.

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Monday morning writing joke: “Poet Nice”

There once was a poet from Nice

Who one day lost his only valise.

Full of rhyme and reason

He had town’s folk believin’

Until it was found they’d be no peace.

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Monday morning writing joke: “Ouch”

WRITER: Comedy comes from pain.

AGENT: Then this meeting is hilarious.

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Monday morning writing joke: “Writer from Chicago”

There once was writer from Chicago,

Who fancied himself a hero in Key Largo.

So, he packed up his crap,

But misread his map,

And is living near zero in Fargo.

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