Q.: How many narcissists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A.: One. He holds it up, and the world revolves around him.
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Monday morning writing joke: “revolution”
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Monday morning writing joke: “Look at me”
Q: How many narcissists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: One. He holds it up, and the world revolves around him.
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Monday morning writing joke: “political speech writers”
Q.: How may political speech writers does it take to change a light bulb?
A.: 28
Two to write a position paper on changing the light bulb.
Three to write the speech encouraging the American public to change the light bulb.
Four to write the bill that will get sent to Congress proposing new light bulb legislation.
Five to write the speeches explaining why the light bulb should be changed and why now the country needs big light bulb change.
Six to write the rebuttals from the United Light Bulb Coalition as to why the light bulb shouldn’t be changed.
And four to write the brief comments the President will make after signing the Light Restoration and Rectifying Act.
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Monday morning writing joke: “Take two”
Q.: How many screenwriters does it take to change a light bulb?
A.: Ten.
1st draft: Hero changes light bulb.
2nd draft: Villain changes light bulb.
3rd draft: Hero stops villain from changing light bulb. Villain falls to death.
4th draft: Lose the light bulb.
5th draft: Light bulb back in. Fluorescent instead of tungsten.
6th draft: Villain breaks bulb, uses it to kill hero’s mentor.
7th draft: Fluorescent not working. Back to tungsten.
8th draft: Hero forces villain to eat light bulb.
9th draft: Hero laments loss of light bulb. Doesn’t change it.
10th draft: Hero changes light bulb.
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Monday morning writing joke: “the screen and the bulb”
Q.: How many screenwriters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A.: Why does it have to be changed?
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Monday morning writing joke: “Hording the light”
Q.: How many cover blurb writers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A.: A VAST AND TEEMING HORDE STRETCHING FROM SEA TO SHINING SEA!!!!
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Monday morning writing joke: “A dark and story light bulb”
Q.: How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?
A.: Two. One to screw the bulb almost all the way in, and one to give a surprising twist at the end.
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Monday morning writing joke: “light bulb science fiction style”
How many science fiction writers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two, but it’s actually the same person doing it. He went back in time and met himself in the doorway and then the first one sat on the other one’s shoulders so that they were able to reach it.
However, a major time paradox occurred and the entire room, light bulb, changer and all was blown out of existence.
Moral of this joke: don’t screw around with time.
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Monday morning writing joke: Let there be light
Q.: How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?
A.: Two – one to do most of the turning and the other to give it a final twist at the end.
The mystery began in the most unlikely of places, and it was a shock to hear about.
[Editor’s note: Okay, so this one is a riddle. What would you expect for a mystery?]
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