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Myth About Harvard Book Made of Human Skin Debunked

Myth About Harvard Book Made of Human Skin Debunked.

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Science: 1, Internet: 0.

For one reason or another—perhaps it was the flashy headline, or the gruesome mysterious details—a nearly decade-old story published by the Harvard Crimsonabout a collection of books at the university’s library, that are allegedly bound in human skin, crawled to the surface of the Internet this week. But unfortunately for the Internet, as the story started to regain traction officials from the school fleshed out the details of what really wraps at least some of the literature in their collection, and discovered it’s not human skin after all—it’s actually sheepskin. “Baaaaaad news for fans of anthropodermic bibliopegy (binding books in human skin): Recent analyses of a book owned by the [Harvard Law School] Library, long believed but never proven to have been bound in human skin, have conclusively established that the book was bound in sheepskin,” according to a post on the Harvard Library Law School’s blog, dated April 3.

http://www.bostonmagazine.com/news/blog/2014/04/03/harvard-book-made-of-human-skin/

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Four in ten people cruel to the Internet

Palo Alto, CA — Have you been cruel to your Internet? The Society for Prevention of Internet Cruelty (T-SPIC) would like to know.

Recent studies by this quasi-governmental, quasi-NGO (Non-governmental organization), quasi-modem group have revealed that up to 4 in 10 people are cruel to the Internet.

“It is often those unaware they abusing their Internet that are the worst offenders,” spokes-bot RU4ME recently stated in a released statement. “They spend unnecessary time on a web site, or even leave their browser up and focused not on one, but two, four, six and more tabs or windows open on web sites they will not visit again. Or they forward an e-mail to a group of friends and family, but never remove the three lists of thirty deep names of people who were forwarded to originally, then somebody in that group forwarded to thirty more people, and one of them forwarded to this person and twenty-nine others, and now this person is forwarding with all these other e-mails still showing, like a line of toilet paper stuck on your shoe during your wedding day march down the aisle.”

The Internet has feelings, too.

The Internet has feelings, too.

Then there are those who purposely target the Internet for cruelty. According to T-SPIC, there’s a man who lives in a small apartment in No Name, Kentucky, whose goal is to drive the Internet out of business. Toward that end, he mails out certificates to people all across the country saying they don’t have to pay their Internet bill for the next three months.

T-SPIC also claims to have a record of a woman who denies the Internet even exists. She claims it it is another one of those “gubment ho-axes,” like cell phones. “After all,” she says, “it was that gubment man Gore that claims he invented it. Next thing you know,” she goes on to say, “you’ll be telling me that moon landing malarkey was all real.”

RU4ME says if you suspect somebody of being cruel to the Internet, please give them a call. The number is 010-101-0101.

“Without the public’s help,” RU4ME stated in her statement, “we will not be able to put an end to this unspoken atrocity occurring right under our keystrokes.”

“The Internet is a vibrant, living entity,” RU4ME says. “It has feelings. Cruelty to the Internet is not a crime, but it ought to be.”

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The blathering idiot and Internet dating

The blathering idiot and Zoey had decided to see other people. Well, Zoey had announced she was going to see other people. The blathering idiot saw other people every day, but that was not what Zoey meant. Reluctantly, he tried getting dates. Less than reluctantly, the women refused, some politely, some derisively, some laughing so hard they had tears streaming down their cheeks and nothing else to say. And those that did say something polite usually said that it was not about him, but about her.

Eventually, the blathering idiot turned to dating web sites such as “Oui, Hook U Up,” or OHUUP for short. Their tag line was: “We put the We back in Oui.”

For several weeks he logged in, and talked with several women, exchanging e-mails, photos, even details of things liked and things he wanted to do and try. But he was not able to get a date. At the last minute, they would have a reason why they couldn’t meet, even for coffee or a soda.

But they did keep suggesting he sign up for the Platinum Oui for a Week Club, guaranteed to get him Oui more attention.

He didn’t have the extra money for the POW Club.

He was feeling down, wondering what he was doing wrong, when he ran across Xenia at the downtown library. She was there with some of her friends and somebody other than her mother Zoey watching over them.

She asked how he was. He told her.

“Mom’s meeting some guy she met online.”

The blathering idiot nodded.

“Though I think she really misses you.”

In some ways, he missed Xenia more than Zoey.

“I think those web sites are bogus.”

He nodded.

“I have a friend whose dad tried several of them. He told my mom he was about to fly over to Russia to meet one he had chatted with online. But he began to wonder and after chatting with a few other women from the same site realized he had been talking to some sort of computer program.”

“Really?”

Xenia nodded.

“Said he was embarrassed to admit it, but didn’t want her making the same mistake. Said he thought about reporting them, but then looked at ‘that legal stuff’ he called it on the site and it said something about using staff members and bots to enhance customer satisfaction.”

The blathering idiot and internet dating

Some things are a (key) stoke of luck and some things are a (key) stroke of genius, and then some things are a (key) stroke too far.

When the blathering idiot got back to his computer, he logged into the web site, found his inbox had sixteen “oui notes” waiting for him.

Instead of reading them, he pulled up that “legal stuff” and though it was dull and at times difficult reading, he did find a section that read:

“OHUUP may, in its sole discretion, cause or allow you to be contacted by one or more Super Oui Profiles (“SOP”, “SOPs”) as a part of its “SOP” feature. A SOP may represent a person employed by OHUUP or an affiliate of OHUUP or an automated digital actor created by OHUUP. Nothing contained in an SOP is intended to describe or resemble any real person, and is included on the Website only for the personal enjoyment or entertainment of Users.

“Furthermore, SOPs are used to enhance your online experience, by (for example) stimulating communications with other Users, by introducing you to new or existing features of the Service, or by encouraging active participation on the Website. SOPs may also be used to monitor User activities and communications to ensure compliance with these Terms. In the event that the User responds to a communication from a SOP, the User may, but is not guaranteed to, receive one or more additional communications from such SOPs. Any communication between you and a SOP is for your personal enjoyment or entertainment….”

There was more, but he had read enough.

Another oui note showed up. And another. He glanced at them. Then he realized there must be some mistake. Something was amiss, or not really a miss. Somehow, he was mistakenly getting some woman’s “oui notes.” In this case, the blathering idiot decided, it was a not a bot her, but a bot him.

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E-book publishing and price fixing

Source: http://www.nytimes.com/2012/04/18/business/economy/competition-needs-protection.html?_r=1&smid=fb-share&pagewanted=all

April 17, 2012

Competition Needs Protection

New York Times

By EDUARDO PORTER

To believe publishers and authors, the government just handed Amazon a monopoly over the book market: The price-fixing suit against Apple and the nation’s top publishers filed by the Justice Department last week will free Amazon to offer ruinous discounts in the booming new market of electronic books, drive brick-and-mortar bookstores out of existence and kill off publishers’ lucrative business of ink on paper.

Yet there is a different reading to this story. Publishing companies — like bookstores — fear they are on the losing end of a technological whirlwind of digital distribution that will make much of what they do obsolete. They would like to stop it. But though publishers may be happy to subvert competition to protect their business, this can entail a heavy cost for the rest of society.

The media industry’s efforts to limit competition date at least as far back as the 1920s and 1930s, when the emergence of radio threatened newspapers’ stranglehold of local markets.

At a meeting at the Biltmore Hotel in New York in December 1933, newspaper executives offered what was essentially a plan to divvy up the audience between radio entertainment and newspaper news. The newspapers would stop their campaign against radio and reinstate radio listings if the major radio networks would limit their news offerings to a couple of short bulletins a day from the newspapers’ wire services.

The Biltmore Agreement, as their pact was known, soon fell apart, as independent stations not part of the deal started buying information from new radio news services and offering real news. Despite that cartel’s failure, the anticompetitive impulse survives to this day.

The Internet is walloping media perhaps like no other technology before. And the media establishment again looks upon competition as a hindrance to its survival.

Flailing under the loss of readers and advertisers to online competition, newspaper executives approached regulators three years ago floating the idea of an antitrust waiver. They wanted to coordinate on a strategy to charge readers for their online news and take steps against the aggregator Web sites that were republishing much of their content. Though they gained the sympathy of crucial members of Congress, the government rightly shot down the idea.

The top record labels, meanwhile, are facing a class action antitrust suit that accuses them of colluding to keep the price of online music artificially high to protect their lucrative CD business.

The suit filed last week against Apple and five of the nation’s six main publishers has a similar plot. Amazon had been buying e-books wholesale and selling many best sellers at a heavily discounted $9.99, taking the loss to encourage sales of its Kindle e-reader. Fearful that this discounting could destroy the $25-a-book hardcover business, publishers took advantage of Apple’s entry into the market to change the terms. According to the lawsuit, they colluded with the computer colossus to establish an “agency model” under which publishers would set e-book prices in a range of $12.99 to $14.99, and give the distributor — be it Apple or Amazon — a 30 percent cut.

It’s natural to feel some sympathy for old media firms as technology juggernauts bear down on them. To many of us, book publishers and newspapers are more than just businesses. They are the keepers of the culture, the guarantors of our democracy. And they are small compared with Amazon, which controls 60 percent of the growing e-book market, as well as a big share of the market for books on paper. Absent any collusion, Apple’s entry into the e-book market would be the kind of competitive challenge we should welcome in the digital world.

But the charges aren’t trivial. The kind of collusion alleged by the Justice Department is called price-fixing. It has been illegal for a very long time, even if one is fighting a very large rival. According to the Consumer Federation of America, it would cost readers about $200 million this year alone. More important perhaps, this behavior could arrest the development of innovative platforms to sell digital goods on the Web.

Competition in the digital domain doesn’t look like carmakers’ slugging it out for market share. In digital markets, dominant firms are almost inevitable. There is no other social media firm with anywhere near Facebook’s 850 million members. Almost two-thirds of all Internet searches in the United States happen on Google.

The concentration is driven by the economics of the Web. The cost to Amazon of selling one more e-book is pretty near zero. This increasing return to scale makes big digital companies much more profitable than small ones. It is compounded by what economists call “network effects”: If many programmers design apps for iPads, they will become more popular, which will encourage more programmers to write apps for them.

Competition is nonetheless crucial to keeping innovation alive. Think of Google’s successful move into the smartphone business with Android, or its less successful stab at social media with Google Plus. A lot of innovation is also built on top of the dominant platforms. That is perhaps where competition most needs protection.

European and American regulators are looking into Google’s behavior not to check how it treats Microsoft’s Bing, but to determine whether it abuses its dominant search engine to increase secondary businesses — like, say, its shopping guide — while pushing innovative rivals down the rankings. The Justice Department is interested in how Apple sets terms for media companies because it wants to make sure they have a shot to innovate on the iPad and Apple’s other platforms.

Just as important as ensuring that platforms cannot abuse their dominance is to ensure that the companies that make the products that flow on these platforms — book publishers, say — do not use anticompetitive tactics to benefit one platform at the expense of others. This is the kind of competition that the Justice Department’s civil suit against Apple and the book publishers is meant to protect.

Admittedly, the Justice Department’s case may be bad news for the established book industry. Amazon and other online competitors have squeezed Borders out of business. It is only a matter of time before cheap e-books put an end to hardcover tomes selling for $25. And with Amazon pushing into publishing itself, some publishers could become victims as well.

But what really matters to society is what the case means for the production and consumption of books. That might not be so dreadful.

For sure, if brick-and-mortar bookstores disappear, browsing will die with them. But writers and publishers will have plenty of other ways — think Amazon, Facebook or Google — of letting readers know about their books. E-books, moreover, can be profitable. Mark Cooper of the Consumer Federation of America estimated that producing, distributing and selling an e-book costs about 25 percent of the cost of a physical tome; a $10 e-book still gives publishers about $4 to cover overhead and profit. And in an e-book world, publishers’ costs are sure to fall.

While Amazon remains dominant, its share of the e-book market has fallen to about 60 percent from 90 percent. Barnes and Noble, which has about a quarter of the market, would suffer if Amazon discounts sharply. But it could shed costs by getting rid of bookstores. And publishers can recover pricing power. Apple and two of the five publishers decided to fight the charges in court. But three settled. Though they must allow Amazon to resume discounting, they must do so for only two years.

And even if every existing publisher were driven out of business, reading would probably survive. Without the middlemen, publishers might even pay higher royalties to creators.

Music offers perhaps the best parallel of what could happen to the written word online. Record labels that originally welcomed Apple’s iTunes soon realized it was a killer in disguise, allowing consumers to unbundle $13 CDs and buy only their preferred singles for 99 cents.

But it wasn’t generally terrible for musicians. ITunes offered a shot to garage bands that could never have signed with a label. And fans didn’t fare too badly. Last year, consumers bought 1.3 billion singles — saving about $5 billion by not having to buy entire albums. This is hardly chump change. Would we be willing to give this up to save endangered record labels? While we ponder this, why not consider reviving Blockbuster, Circuit City and Tower Records?

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