Erotica
Garden erotica. /
Bung hole of my Roloise. /
Green tomato porn.
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#roloise #tomato #porn #garden #erotica #hole #bung #photo #poem #poetry #haiku #humor #oldnorthknoxville #davidebooker #july #friday #071423 #2023
Tag Archives: humor
“Tiger lily”
Tiger lily
No, Mr. Baker,
it is not an
invasion.
It’s a Tiger lily.
The invasion comes
a few days
later
with beer and
outdoor cooking.
That’s when
the aliens
—grill your meat
—light your fireworks
—conflagrate and celebrate
your auto-da-fe future.
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#humor #poem #poetry #satire #tigerlily #flower #alien #invasion #auto-da-fe #oldnorthknoxville #davidebooker #photo #June #Wednesday #062823 #2023
“The Tong Dynasty”
The Tong Dynasty
King Kong and Godzilla met in a kitchen. /
King Kong heard Godzilla wailin’ and bitchin’. /
“My toast! My toast! I can’t get it out. /
“My toast! My toast! It’s stuck in that snout. /
Every time I reach in sparks fly out. /
Angry it is!” He stomped round about. /
King Kong reached forth with bamboo tongs. /
They grabbed that toast like a pair of thongs. /
Godzilla thanked Kong and went on his way. /
Thus, civilization was saved that day.
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#061821 #King_Kong #Godzilla #tongs #thong #bamboo #toast #toaster #poem #poetry #humor #june #civilization #davidebooker
Filed under 2021, photo, poetry, poetry by author, Poetry by David E. Booker
“Capture”
Capture
Summer evening sky.
Clouds build their wayward castles,
capture star-ward dreams.
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#castles #dreams #capture #summer #evening #sky #photo #poem #poetry #haiku #oldnorthknoxville #davidebookerd #june #monday #060523 #2023
“Precarious ride”
Precarious ride
Pallet-able or /
portable. Buss a bump and /
come undone-able.
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#oldnorthknoxville #pun #humor #pallet #buss #davidebooker #may #poem #poetry #photo #052016 #haiku #052921 #052023
“Tall tale”
Tall tale
The gravedigger says, /
As his needling wife’s unearthed, /
“It’s all a big yarn.”
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#poem #haiku #davidebooker #poet #writer #writing #may #monday #2019 #pun #wife #gravedigger #humor #unearthed #skeleton #needles #050619
Filed under 2019, haiku, photo, poem, poetry, poetry by author, Poetry by David E. Booker
“Hightailing”
I don’t know who is showing the most hip, but I can guess who is being the most cheeky in this photo.
Is this a drunken, African version of the Running of the Bulls? The Hightailing Away from the Hippopotamus? Or would that be Hippopotami?
Oh my
the hippopotami
have come to try
and drive me away.
I undressed
to my birthday best
to take my rest
on a hot day.
I did not know
it was no place to go
that I could not show
my full display.
I have caused unrest
put nature to the test
because I undressed
and tried to stay.
One big old brute
did not like my birthday suit
so I gave him the salute
and he huffed my way.
With no pants
I had little chance
to make a stance
or have my say.
I now must leave
but please don’t grieve
and don’t yet believe
I am human filet.
Filed under 2023, humor, poem, poetry, Poetry by David E. Booker
“Devil’s future”
Devil’s future
The machine answers. /
Your future it will bestow /
For a Devil’s nickel.
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#nickel #devil #future #thetwilightzone #williamshatner #haiku #poem #poetry #writer #poet #writing #april #2019 #saturday #machine #answers #ohio #rodserling #042719
Filed under 2019, haiku, photo, poem, poetry, poetry by author, Poetry by David E. Booker, The Twilight Zone
“Demon”
Demon
Demon at my feet /
Rests in peanut butter /
Anticipation.
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#haiku #poem #poetry #poet #writing #writer #2019 #april #thursday #peanutbutter #dog #demon #anticipation #feet #davidebooker #040419
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