Two homeless guys are walking around the smoking area outside a hospital, heads down, stooping now and then to pick up the butts of cigarettes not completely smoked.
The first homeless guy picks up a butt.
The second homeless guy glances over and says, “Not that one. It’s unfiltered. Those things will kill you.”
[Editor’s note: This actually happened a few days ago near a local hospital. Sometimes life hands you a joke, complete with punchline and you run with it. And I will add this to that. The other day while downtown, I walked past a building. The glass front door read: “Non-smoking entrance.” To the right of the door was a bench and a sign that read: “Smoking area.” The smoking area was in front of a giant air intake grate for the building.]
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