Not my job
Dammit, Jim, I’m a
Veterinarian. I
Treat dogs, not dog stars.
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#haiku #poem #poetry #photo #dammit #veterinarian #astronomer #dog #dogstar #davidebooker #startrek #knoxville #tennessee #september
092618 and 092621
Tag Archives: humor
Haiku and photo: “Not my job”
Filed under 2018, 2021, haiku, photo, photo by David E. Booker, poem, Poetry by David E. Booker
Saturday silliness: “Faces”
Faces
At the wishing well, /
She made faces, not wishes /
And then they came true.
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#haiku #senryu #poem #poetry #wishingwell #faces #wishes #knoxville #tennessee #davidebooker #laurenbooker #september
092315/092521
Filed under 2015, 2021, photo, photo by David E. Booker, poetry, Poetry by David E. Booker, Silly Saturday
Haiku to you Thursday: “Numbers”
Numbers
It’s a numbers game. /
Scale and vector, weight and mass. /
Man’s or machine’s guess.
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#haiku #poem #poetry #scale #mass #weight #vector #man #machine #numbers #cartoon #davidebooker #humor #september
092221
Filed under 2021, haiku, Haiku to You Thursday, poem, Poetry by David E. Booker
Saturday silliness: “Sometimes”
Sometimes
Sometimes, you must dough /
What you knead to dough. /
Then you roll with it.
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#haiku #poem #poetry #pun #humor #dough #knead #oldnorthknoxville #bread #davidebooker
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Haiku from 083021
Haiku and photo: “Cozy”
Cozy
The auto cozy /
Keeping the mobile dreams warm /
Fringed on the edges.
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#poem #poetry #haiku #photo #car #cozy #davidebooker #humor
082718
Filed under 2018, car, haiku, poem, Poetry by David E. Booker
Monday morning writing joke: “Happy”
Filed under 2021, Monday morning writing joke
Haiku and photo: “Volunteer”
Volunteer
Oh, Murder Mittens /
The unwanted assistant /
In the way gettin.’
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#haiku #poem #poetry #cat #volunteer #assistant #oldnorthknoxville #davidebooker #august #wednesday #2021
Saturday silliness: “SciFi sautéed”
SciFi Sautéed
They came from beyond /
Giants with cooking tools /
Meant to serve mankind.
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#haiku #poem #poetry #giants #cooking #scifi #humor #sciencefiction #sf #sauté #davidebooker #mankind #august #2018
081418
Filed under 2018, haiku, photo, Poetry by David E. Booker, science fiction, Silly Saturday
Saturday silliness: “Unloose the Zeus”
Unloose the Zeus
upon these Olympic games.
Make room for his use;
to leave him out is our shame.
He’s the reason for the season,
be it winter or be it summer.
To ban him is but treason
and nothing short of a bummer.
Unloose the Zeus.
Do it now, I command.
And don your birthday suits,
play the games as originally planned.
Filed under 2016, 2021, humor, Poetry by David E. Booker, Saturday, Silly Saturday
cARtOONSdAY: “wRITE oN”
And, one hopes, a good story or two, as well.
Filed under 2021, CarToonsday, Uncategorized
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