Into the…
Into the bedroom, /
Cuddling, I took my snacks. /
No mask was required.
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#haiku #poem #poetry #coronavirus #covid19 #snacks #bedroom #humor #cuddling #friday #july #2020 #davidebooker #072420
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“Hey”
Hey
“Hey, would you buzz off?” /
One bee said to another. /
Flowering friendship.
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#buzz #friendship #bee #flower #photo #poem #poetry #haiku #davidebooker #oldnorthknoxville #072518
Filed under 2018, haiku, humor, Old North Knoxville, photo, photo by David E. Booker, poem, poetry, Poetry by David E. Booker
“Control”
Control
I have lost control. /
My son, the basketball, swings /
freely in the park.
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#072418 #son #basketball #swing #control #park #humor #farce #photo #poem #poetry #haiku #davidebooker #oldnorthknoxville #july #2018
Filed under 2018, haiku, photo, photo by David E. Booker, poem, poetry, Poetry by David E. Booker
Haiku to you Thursday: “Days”
Days
Some days are lemon, /
some days are orange, other /
days are empty cans.
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#days #lemon #orange #cans #poem #poetry #haiku #photo #oldnorthknoxville #davidebooker #july #thursday #071422 #2022
Haiku to you Thursday: “Days”
Days
Some days are lemon, /
some days are orange, other /
days are empty cans.
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#days #lemon #orange #cans #poem #poetry #haiku #photo #oldnorthknoxville #davidebooker #july #thursday #071422 #2022
“No popcorn, no pets”
No popcorn, no pets
No popcorn, no pets,
No baseball, no regrets,
Rapture to heaven
Is no Seven / Eleven.
No Slushies, no Mars bars,
No pizza, no beer bars.
In heaven, the best
Beat their bloody chests
And sing hosanna
At the absence of fauna.
Nothing to make you sneeze
As you fall to your knees.
Fluffy’s on Earth
About to give birth
And if you want us to care,
Put your money there
On the web site line,
So Fluffy will be fine.
When to heaven you go
But your pets are a no-no,
We will watch them with love
While you’re in heaven above.
We atheists who remain
Or Hindus or Jaynes,
Or Jews or Buddhists
Or even the occasional nudist,
We will take care of your pets
So you’ll have no regrets,
No guilt on your soul,
Because you will know
Your Fuffy is fine
As long as your dimes shine.
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Filed under 2022, humor, poem, poetry, Poetry by David E. Booker, satire, Saturday, Silly Saturday
“Good eats”
Good eats
Thanks for the big eats. /
I lick my face to finish. /
Better than a bird.
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#cat #eats #face #finish #bird #photo #poem #poetry #haiku #senryu #oldnorthknoxville #davidebooker #june #wednesday #062222 #2022
Filed under 2022, haiku, photo, photo by David E. Booker, poem, poetry, Poetry by David E. Booker
“The Tong Dynasty”
The Tong Dynasty
King Kong and Godzilla met in a kitchen. /
King Kong heard Godzilla wailin’ and bitchin’. /
“My toast! My toast! I can’t get it out. /
“My toast! My toast! It’s stuck in that snout. /
Every time I reach in sparks fly out. /
Angry it is!” He stomped round about. /
King Kong reached forth with bamboo tongs. /
They grabbed that toast like a pair of thongs. /
Godzilla thanked Kong and went on his way. /
Thus, civilization was saved that day.
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#061821 #King_Kong #Godzilla #tongs #thong #bamboo #toast #toaster #poem #poetry #humor #june #civilization #davidebooker
Filed under 2021, photo, poem, poetry, Poetry by David E. Booker, Silly Saturday, warning
“Gone”
Gone
Hot, he once was. /
Then, deliquesced, he was gone. /
Humid spot and cane.
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#cane #heat #humid #gone #deliquesce #senryu #haiku #poem #poetry #photo #davidebooker #oldnorthknoxville #june #sunday #061222 #2022
Filed under 2022, haiku, Old North Knoxville, photo, photo by David E. Booker, poem, poetry, Poetry by David E. Booker
“Ditty”
Ditty
Oh, my Ditty do /
Unincorporated you /
Passing right on through.
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#ditty #unincorporated #haiku #poem #humor #davidebooker #bethabooker #053018 #2018
Filed under 2018, haiku, photo, Photo by Beth Booker, poem, poetry, Poetry by David E. Booker
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