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Writing tip Wednesday: “The tale of the two frogs”

Confined in the dark, narrow cage of our own making that we take for the whole universe, very few of us imagine another dimension of mind. There once was an old frog who lived all his life in a dank well. One day, a frog from the sea fell into his world.

“Where did you come from?” asked the frog in the well.

“From the great ocean,” the visiting frog said.

“How large is your ocean?”

“It’s gigantic.”

“A quarter of the size of my well here?” the old frog asked.

“Larger.”

“Larger? You mean half as large?”

“Even larger.”

“As large as my world?”

“There’s no comparison,” the visiting frog said.

“That’s impossible! I’ve got to see this for myself.”

The two frogs set off together. When the old frog from the well saw the ocean, it was such a shock that his head just exploded into pieces.

Moral: be willing to drop into your reader’s life and in some way “blow” your reader’s mind, to enlarge his or her world in some way. You might even enlarge yours along the way.

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Photo finish Friday: “Frog prince”

Prince or frog?

Prince or frog?

Lass from Killarney

There once was a lass from Killarney /

who found a frog prince full of blarney. /

“Kiss me, here,” he did say, /

“and we’ll be joined this fine day.” /

She did and she found him quite horny.
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Monday morning writing joke: “Pocket change”

One day, a very old man walking in an enchanted forest comes across a talking frog.

“Hey, kind sir,” the frog says. “If you pick me up and kiss me, I’ll turn into a beautiful princess.”

The old man thinks about it for a minute, picks up the frog and puts it in his shirt pocket.

A little while later, the frog calls out, “Hey, mister, why don’t you kiss me. Don’t you want a beautiful princess to please you?”

“No,” the old man says. “At my age, I’d rather have a talking frog.”

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CarToonsday: The Prince and the doughnut

Man begging for Doughnut

The Princess had her pea, the Frog Prince his doughnut

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