
Stale fortune
Fortune cookie says: /
disregard all other fortunes. /
Cookie tastes stale.
.
.
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Stale fortune
Fortune cookie says: /
disregard all other fortunes. /
Cookie tastes stale.
.
.
#stale #fortune #cookie #disregard #poem #poetry #haiku #photo #haiga #humor #oldnorthknoxville #davidebooker #december #friday #122223 #2023

Fortune
Fuzzy bath fortune /
says, “Smile, breathe, and go slowly.” /
Or slip in the tub.
.
.
#haiku #poem #poetry #bath #fortune #tub #writing #talltalestogo #101518 #oldnorthknoxville #davidebooker #october

In the process of making a small tree. Still much to do. Thankful for a neighbor and smart people who came to help.
There is an old joke.
How do you make a small tree?
Start with a large one.
[Editor’s note: I know, originally, the joke was: how do you make a small fortune? Start with a large one. But fortune would be eight syllables instead of seven and ruin the attempted humorous haiku. Plus, I’ll be more like to have a large tree to start with than a large fortune. I don’t hold much prospect that I’ll have a small fortune, either. As for a small tree, well, that may still take me a little while. You don’t know how much brush one full-grown tree can create until you have to clean up after one.]
Filed under Found story, Photo by author, poetry by author, Thunder, Workshop weekend
A shack where she once
sold you your future, she now
buys your gold. Tough times.
[Editor’s note: at the university near where I live, this booth was for several years, a place where you could go to have your fortune told. Now, you go there to sell gold. such is how higher education has changed (pardon the pun). When I went to the same university, I don’t remember seeing as many Volvo, Mercedes Benz, and other high-end cars as I do now. I am sure there were many well-to-do students when I attended, and I’m also sure there are many middle- to lower-middle class students driving less prestigious cars. But as higher education costs continue to rise faster than inflation, maybe this booth is an indication of more than tough times.]
Filed under Found story, haiku, Photo by author, poem, poetry by author, tough times