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Monday morning writing joke: “Heaven can wait”
A dog, a doctor, and writer arrive outside heaven. The dog is let in because of its companionship. The doctor is let in because of her work saving lives. The writer is sent to purgatory to do another draft.
Filed under 2020, Monday morning writing joke
Monday morning writing joke: “It ain’t write, I tell you”
Two writers went to the same doctor’s office on the same day. She told each one he didn’t have long to live.
“It’s awful,” said the first writer. “I’m right in the middle of a novel and she’s only given me six months to live. I’ll never get it finished. What about you?”
“It’s awful for me, too,” said the second writer. “She gave me three years to live.”
“Three years!” the first writer said. “Three years! What’s so awful about that?”
“I write short stories,” the second writer said. “And I’m fresh out of ideas.”
Filed under 2020, joke by author, Monday morning writing joke
Haiku to you Thursday: “Hangnail”
It’s gone to his head.
That’s what the foot doctor said.
Hangnail of the mind.
Filed under 2020, Haiku to You Thursday, Poetry by David E. Booker
Photo finish Friday (and haiku): “Faux bones”
My doctor’s closet /
is on a knee to show basis. /
No bones about it.
Photo finish Friday: “Picture of health”
The doctor is in … the frame.
Commemorating 50 years of Star Trek. One of the original, iconic characters, Dr. Leonard “Bones” McCoy.
Filed under 2016, photo by David E. Booker, Photo Finish Friday
Monday morning writing joke: “Practicing”
I accuse.
Lawyer: “Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?”
Doctor: “No.”
Lawyer: “Did you check for blood pressure?”
Doctor: “No.”
Lawyer: “Did you check for breathing?”
Doctor: “No.”
Lawyer: “So, then, is it possible the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?”
Doctor: “No.”
Lawyer: “Doctor, how can you be so sure?”
Doctor: “Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.”
Lawyer: “But could the patient have still been alive nonetheless?”
Doctor: “Yes, it is possible. He could have been alive and practicing law.”
Filed under 2016, Monday morning writing joke
Haiku to you Thursday: “Dr. Godot”
Wearing paper pants /
waiting for Doctor Godot /
Kafka is my nurse.
Filed under Haiku to You Thursday, poetry by author
cARtOON tO yOU tUESDAY: pOSITIVE rESULTS
Sometimes words cannot adequately express….
And sometimes what is expressed is not quite adequate ….
Filed under cartoon by author, CarToonsday
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