In honor of all the zombie movies over the past year, and books about zombies and other dead creatures, here is the second of two or three “dead” jokes, puns, bits of humor. Groan as you see fit.
Q.: What do you call…
…a race between zombies?
A.: A dead run.
…a warm day for zombies?
A.: A dead heat.
…a zombie who ate his girlfriend?
A.: A dead ‘n’ ate her.
…a zombie in an explosion?
A.: Dead bone air.
…somebody killed by a medieval zombie?
A.: Dead of knight.
…a zombie politician too long in office?
A.: A deadencated public servant.
.…a lobbyist?
A.: Dead weight.
…500 zombie lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
A.: Habeas corpses.
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