He then wakes up disturbed.
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cARtOONSDAY: “wILLARD’S mOUNTAIN”
John Boy Walton’s mountain couldn’t have been much higher.
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cARtOONSDAY: “tRASH tALKIN'”
Willard the Writer had but one goal in life, and despite his wife’s requests, then pleas, and finally order, it was not to take out the trash “Now!”
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cARtOONSDAY: “fLIGHT”
“Fly me to the moon. Let me play among the….”
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cARtOONSDAY: “lIGHT uP”
Sometimes it takes more spark than you think to make it all work.
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Monday morning writing joke: “second opinion”
Sometimes, it’s harder to catch a break form a doctor than to catch a cold.
I went to see my doctor the other day and he said he had bad news.
I said, “What, doctor? Are you moving away?”
He said, “No. But you only have six months to live.”
I said, “Doctor, I want a second opinion.”
He said, “Okay. Your writing won’t outlive you.”
Filed under Monday morning writing joke, no respect
Holiday Reprise: “Santa’s Setback”
This is a note to tell you
that Wall Street has taken away
the things I really needed:
my workshop, my reindeer, my sleigh.
I now make my rounds on a jackass;
he’s old and crippled and slow.
So, if you don’t see me come Christmas,
I’ll be out on my ass in the snow.
Santa mounts a new challenge.
[Editor’s note: original appeared in Dec. 2012, but brought back because it still applies. And because I can.]
Filed under cartoon by author, Christmas, poetry, Santa Claus, satire
cARtOONSDAY: “oUT oF tHE cLOSET”
Some secrets just can’t be kept locked away.
Filed under cartoon by author, CarToonsday
Boxed in
by DAVID E. BOOKER
I will not put her in a box
I will not use one with a lock.
I will not bury her beneath the blocks
nor stuff her in the freezer with the lox.
I will not ship her far, far away.
I said I won’t, no, no not today.
But my patience is running thin
and should she try it, yet once again…
I will not be responsible for what I do.
My five-year-old could do it to you, too.
Return postage not included.
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