Ride
Worship the bullet /
And the fatted calf of death. /
Ride the idol gun.
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Worry
Do or not do? /
No worry about worry. /
You make it so.
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Dear 2023
Dear 2023,
What type of year will you be?
Wild and free
Or consternating me?
O’ 2023,
Could I have a word?
Is it absurd
For me not to have heard
What type of year you will be?
I don’t want to own you.
Not even bone you
But if I phone you,
Would you be the right date for me?
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Dad joke, number 2
A dad joke, you can /
always tell, but never can /
you tell it, “Can can.”
#can #can_can #dad #joke #pun #tell #senryu #poem #poetry #haiku #cartoon #pickles #briancrane #davidebooker #december #thursday #122922 #2022
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What tome is Santa bringing you?
One Percenter Blues
My Merc is great
My cup holders rate
My seats auto warm
My bunions and corns.
I got the one percenter blues.
My maid’s an alien
Her English is failin’
I keep explainin’
That her taxes are makin’ her
One of these one percenter blues.
I got our money
All sweet as golden honey
My life is plu-sunny
For me and my rare bunny.
I got the one percenter blues.
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#poem #poetry #poet #cartoon #blues #rhyming #satire #nichemarket #humor #money #alien #taxes #honey #davidebooker #zits #november #113019
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