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June 20, 2016 · 7:20 am

Monday morning writing joke: “Give and take”

A cactus and a vampire walk into a bar. The bartender can’t decide who’s the bigger prick.

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Q.: What do you call a zombie with rod and reel?

A.: Hooked.

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