A sixty-ish woman was at home jumping on her bed and squealing with delight.
Her husband watches her for a while and then asks, “Do you have any idea how ridiculous you look?”
The woman continues bouncing on the bed and says, “I don’t care. I just came home from having a mammogram and the doctor said I have the breasts of an 18-year-old.”
The husband asks, “What did he say about your 65-year-old bum?”
“Your name never came up.”
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