Photo finish Friday: “No place”

She clicked the heels together: one, two, three.

She clicked the heels together: one, two, three.

Kansas wasn’t what it once was, and neither was Dorothy. She even wondered if she had the ruby-red slippers she wore to get back home all those many decades ago. She couldn’t find them, but she found a pair of red shoes her granddaughter had accidentally left after visiting from Tennessee. Dorothy had meant to mail them back, but had never gotten around to it. Maybe they would do.

She slipped them on. Her old and slightly swollen feet were slightly too big for them, but she forced them in nonetheless and hobbled outside and up to the curb. It was noon. The sun was already beating heat into the earth as if each ray was a spike.

Dorothy stood with her feet as close together as possible, took a deep breath, and then coughed, her lungs suddenly filled with the fumes of a car speeding by. She inhaled again, steadied herself, and clicked the heels together three times, repeating the phrase: “This is no longer my home. This is no longer my home. This is no longer my home.”

It was only later, when some of the employees of the assisted living home where Dorothy had been staying started looking for her did they find the red shoes. But nobody made the link between that young Dorothy and this one who had simply walked off without her shoes.

“Happens more often than we care to think about,” one employee said when asked by the police.

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Haiku to you Thursday: “Moments now”

Love lives not in moments gone /

nor moments to come /

but in moments now.

[Editor’s note: This haiku is 7-5-5 instead of the more traditional 5-7-5 syllables per line arrangement.]

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Wednesday writing tip: New Agent to consider

New Literary Agent Alert: Linda Camacho of Prospect Agency

Source: http://www.writersdigest.com/editor-blogs/guide-to-literary-agents/new-literary-agent-alert-linda-camacho-of-prospect-agency?et_mid=748601&rid=239626420#sthash.Zwys5wOi.dpuf

Linda Camacho

Linda Camacho

Linda joined Prospect Agency in 2015 after nearly a decade in publishing. After graduating from Cornell University, Linda interned at Simon & Schuster and Writers House literary agency, and worked at Penguin before happily settling into children’s marketing at Random House. She has an MFA in creative writing from the Vermont College of Fine Arts. Follow her on Twitter: @LindaRandom

In terms of submissions, Linda is pretty omnivorous. She enjoys a variety of categories and genres, ranging from clean and lighthearted to edgy and dark. She is currently seeking: Adult, middle grade, and young adult fiction across all genres (romance, horror, fantasy, realistic, light sci-fi, and graphic novels). Select literary fiction (preferably with commercial bent). Diversity of all types (ethnicity, disability, sexuality, etc.). Linda is NOT seeking: Early readers/chapter books, screenplays, poetry, and short stories.

Linda is currently accepting queries through Prospect Agency’s Submissions page: https://www.prospectagency.com/submissions.php. Please include three chapters and a brief synopsis. Do not query by email or letter mail and do not submit unsolicited manuscripts or inquire about the status of submissions via email.

Details at: http://www.writersdigest.com/editor-blogs/guide-to-literary-agents/new-literary-agent-alert-linda-camacho-of-prospect-agency?et_mid=748601&rid=239626420#sthash.Zwys5wOi.dpuf

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cARtOONSDAY: “nOT a mUSE”

Can a muse abuse you?

Can a muse abuse you?

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Monday morning writing joke: “Dress up”

Q. What are a lazy writer’s favorite type of shoes?

A. Loafers.

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Q. What are a poor, lazy writer’s type of shoes?

A. Penny loafers.

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Q. Where do struggling writers get their feet coverings?

A. On the sock exchange.

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New Words to live by: “Conscience sedation”

It is the first or second weekend of the month and time, once again, for a new word to live by. This is a word or phrase not currently in use in the U.S. English lexicon, but might need to be considered. Other words, such as obsurd, crumpify, subsus, flib, congressed, and others, can be found by clicking on the tags below. Today’s New Word is a compounding of two words. Without further waiting, conscience sedation is the new word / phrase for this month:

Conscience, n.the self-guided sense of what is right or wrong in one’s conduct or motives, impelling one toward right action, such as following one’s conscience.

2. the complex of ethical and moral principles that controls or inhibits the actions or thoughts of an individual.

Sedation, n. 1. calming of mental excitement or abatement of physiological function, often by administering a drug, also known as a sedative.

2. the state so induced.

How about Conscience sedation?

Conscience sedation, n. 1. the mental condition or state by which you sedate your conscience in order to function in a situation. At best, you are amoral, but more likely a sociopath. This state can be achieved by drugs or by accepting whole heartedly a misguided ideology (Faux News, NRA, Tea Party), or sometimes by running for political office.

2. the state so induced

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Photo finish Friday: “Hippo-naughty-ic”

Dirty Dancing in the wild.

Dirty Dancing in the wild.

Oh my
the hippopotami
have come to try
and drive me away.

I undressed
to my birthday best
to take my rest
on a hot day.

I did not know
it was no place to go
that I could not show
my full display.

I have caused unrest
put nature to the test
because I undressed
and tried to stay.

One big old brute
did not like my birthday suit
so I gave him the salute
and he huffed my way.

With no pants
I had little chance
to make a stance
or have my say.

I now must leave
but please don’t grieve
and don’t yet believe
I am human filet.

–poem by David E. Booker

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Haiku to you Thursday: “Shattered”

Seeing who I am /

frightens the monster within /

shattering myself.

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cARtOONSDAY: “mISSING lINK”

Some mysteries may never be solved.

Some mysteries may never be solved.

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Monday morning writing joke: “Zombie three”

Zombie Neighborhood Watch sign: “Take a bite out of crime. Eat the perpetrator.”

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Q. What sort of work does a zombie like?

A. Piecemeal.

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Q. What do you call the headmaster at a zombie school?

A. The headmaster.

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