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The blathering idiot has more questions

Just the other day, the blathering idiot had some time to kill, though he wasn’t sure it was alive to begin with, and while pondering the philosophical depths of life, came across questions for which he could not find answers. Below are a few more of those questions.

How come you can beat the odds, but never the evens?

How come formatting something means to put it in some sort of structure, but to reformat something means to wipe away all the structure?

How come falling in love leads only to a broken heart?

How come you can take a turn, but never give one?

How come you can fancy something, but are always told to speak plainly?

How come you can give a damn, but never take one?

After you put on airs, how do you take them off?

How come you can go for broke, but have to stop on a dime?

This is too hard to think about

This may be too hard to think about

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Question of the day: can the Blinde lead the blind?

Blinde leading the blind

Hmmm ... wonder what marketing genuis thought up this?

Would you buy glasses from a company that promotes being “Blinde”?

Are they blind to something? Something they don’t see?

As a person who has worn glasses most of his life, I don’t get this. Without my glasses I am “blind” (very nearsighted), and now with my glasses I can be “Blinde”?

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