Age
Age is a crap shoot. /
Some days, the royal flush. /
Other days, flushed out.
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#age #royalflush #crapshoot #flushed #haiku #poem #poetry #haiga #photo #humor #puns #oldnorthknoxville #davidebooker #march #thursday #031325 #2025
Category Archives: puns
Haiku to you Thursday: “Wiry smile”
Wiry smile
A wiry smile /
bends across a cold, hard face /
in the morning sun.
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#wiry #smile #bend #face #morning #sun #photo #poem #poetry #haiku #haiga #humor #pun #oldnorthknoxville #davidebooker #november #thursday #111623 #2023
“Precarious ride”
Precarious ride
Pallet-able or /
portable. Buss a bump and /
come undone-able.
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#oldnorthknoxville #pun #humor #pallet #buss #davidebooker #may #poem #poetry #photo #052016 #haiku #052921 #052023
Haiku to you Thursday: “Dad joke, number 2”
Dad joke, number 2
A dad joke, you can /
always tell, but never can /
you tell it, “Can can.”
#can #can_can #dad #joke #pun #tell #senryu #poem #poetry #haiku #cartoon #pickles #briancrane #davidebooker #december #thursday #122922 #2022
Filed under 2022, Cartoon, haiku, poem, poetry, poetry by author, Poetry by David E. Booker, puns
“Bread line”
Bread line
Line up, single file. /
You have to cool off a while. /
A pan handler’s dream.
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#haiku #poem #poetry #bread #bananabread #pan #homemade #july #wednesday #2020 #baking #stormhaven #oldnorthknoxville #photooftheday #davidebooker #knoxville #tennessee #070120
Filed under 2020, haiku, photo, photo by David E. Booker, poem, poetry, Poetry by David E. Booker, puns
“Oh, Deer Meat”
Oh, Deer Meat
Oh, deer meat, what can I say? /
What won’t offend you if I play? /
A word here, a word there, /
But venison I must play with care.
#pun #cartoon #deer #meat #venison #santa #holidays #humor #christmas #davidebooker #121221
Monday morning writing joke: “Tick-lish pun”
“They would pair us like that,” the tick grumbled as he ate his croissant.
Filed under 2021, Monday morning writing joke, puns
Silly Saturday: Bad joke of the moment
Q.: How did this (see photo below) man get past NASA security?
A.: He shuttled in.
Puns, the final frontier. These are the voyages of the UGBC (You Gotta Be Crazy) Punster, it’s ongoing irritation….
Filed under joke, puns, Silly Saturday
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