The portmanteau and the Lady
Were sightseeing where it was shady,
When a man of sleaze
Said, “What a fine valise.”
And pirated portmanteau to Haiti.
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The Man of Sleaze
Filed under limerick, poem, poetry, portmanteau, Random Access Thoughts, villains, writing
The Portmanteau
There once was a portmanteau
With a mind of its own and blue.
So away it went
With the Lady of Kent.
This is a story — that’s true.
Filed under humor, limerick, poem, poetry, portmanteau, Random Access Thoughts, writing
There Once was a Lady from Kent
There once was a lady from Kent
Who know not which way she went.
Coming or going,
Going or coming,
She said it was time well spent.
