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Photo finish Friday: “Molar, molar”

A neighborhood child asked to pose for a photo before going to his first day of first grade, decided to “Jaws” the camera as his mother, in vain, attempted to capture his good side. But, wait, maybe she did.

by DAVID E. BOOKER

Molar, molar
will destroy ya.
Eat your toys
I will annoy ya.
Molar, molar
I’m your boy, yo
Cast you about
to and fro, yo.
Molar, molar
where’d you go? Oh
I ate a fat crow
and now you know, oh
little’s bros a go
for eattin’ so slow, oh.
Molar, molar
will destroy ya.

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Photo Finish Friday: “One for the Ages”

She looked at the invitation and thought about joining. Even if the name was wrong, it was okay. She could be “Laura,” like Laura in the Little House on Prairie books she read. Yes, she could be Laura. And if she was going to be Laura, the free travel bag would be a help. Maybe then she could travel more, though she didn’t like to travel much. She thought about it some more. It cost $16 to join. Money was tight. She didn’t have a regular job and was on a fixed budget, but sometimes she could get help. All she had to do was ask. But there was only one really big problem she saw with accepting AARP’s offer to join — she was only ten years old. And even she waited and waited and replied at the last minute, just before the September 11th deadline, she still would only be ten years old. Maybe next year, when she was a little older, she could join the American Association of Retired Persons. After all, she was already retired — at least for the summer.

Maybe next year she could join.

Maybe next year she could join.

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Photo Finish Friday: “Ditty”

Sometimes a little unincorporated Ditty is all you need.

Sometimes a little unincorporated Ditty is all you need.

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Photo Finish Friday: “No Exit”

This way be madness...

This way be madness…


John Sartre moved to town, running away from an existential crisis. he did not know what he wanted to do. He had tried his hand at art, play writing, film writing, essays, history, and philosophy. He felt he had succeeded at any of those. Then he came across the street sign and saw it as an omen, a talisman, a message — he would move in here and become a poet and he would not leave until he had succeeded. To date, no one has read the poems of John Sartre, and every time he sees the sign he sighs and wishes he were a sign maker. Then he could make sign to paste over this one and he could escape. Maybe then, there would be an outlet for his creative spirit.

[Editor’s note: now it is your turn. Take this image as inspiration and writing something funny, serious, sensible, or silly. Let inspiration be your guide and whimsy your muse.]

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Photo finish Friday: “The torch is passed”

The "safe" Olympic flame

The “safe” Olympic flame

With concern over security growing and the cost of the 2014 Winter Olympics in Sochi, Russia mounting, the Olympic Committee has taken the unprecedented step and decreed that the Olympic torch will be made out of construction paper, as well will the resting place of the Olympic flame.

“This should reduce security concerns on several fronts,” said an Olympic official, who asked that his name be kept out of the press until the official announcement is made. “It will also be lighter, easier to protect, and it will never go out. The only thing we have to fear is a sudden bucket of water of freak thunderstorm.” The official went on to say that the cost savings we have an immediate positive impact on the bottom line. “And if it works well enough for the Olympic flame, we may just start building our future Olympic villages out of cardboard, crepe paper, and the like.”

[Editor’s note: Now it is your turn. What bit of writing silliness or seriousness is inspired in you by this photo. Be as creative as you want.]

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Photo Finish Friday: “The Big CrackUp”

“The World’s economy collapsed today when roughly the top third of the globe blew away. Nobody knows right off hand what caused the event to take place, nor why it appears that all of Canada, all of the U.S. — except for Hawaii — and most of Mexico where the hardest hit land masses, if hit was what happened. What has been almost as startling is the discovery that — contrary to scientific theories and the best evidence available until this unfortunate event — the World apparently is hollow.

“Wait, this just in. Apparently, the rest of the world is forming giant cracks, like puzzle pieces. It appears … it appears, ladies and gentlemen, it appears the world is literally cracking up….”

Oh, the humanity....

“Oh, the humanity….”

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Photo finish Friday: “The piano at the loop of time”

Play it again....

Play it again….

“Sam, it’s December 1941 in Casablanca. What time is it in New York?”

“Ah … my watch stopped.”

“I bet they’re asleep in New York. I bet they’re asleep all over America. Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine.”

Music from the piano.

“What’s that you’re playing?’

“Just a little something I wrote.”

“Stop it. You know what I want to hear.”

“But—”

“You played it for her. You can play it for me. If she can stand it, so I can.”

“But Boss, I played it for you last night.”

“Play it, again.”

“But Boss, I played it for you last night and she didn’t come.”

“She’ll be back, I know it.” He slugs down another drink. He’s had so many, he doesn’t remember what it is.

“But Boss, I played it before and she didn’t come.”

“As Time Goes By” rises up from the upright piano. It is a ghost in the room, rattling the chains of cords and notes. It rattles on and on evoking memories and mistakes.

“Sam, it’s December 1941 in Casablanca. What time is it in New York?”

“Ah … my watch stopped.”

“I bet they’re asleep in New York. I bet they’re asleep all over America. Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine.”

“Ah … my watch stopped.”

[Editor’s note: with apologies to Casablanca. If you haven’t seen it — what are you waiting on? Now, it’s your turn. What would you write to this photo?]

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Photo finish Friday: “Up in smoke”

[Author’s note: This is where you write a story, poem, even essay based on a photo. I have placed the photo a little further down in the story, but you are free to write what you want based on the photo. The photo is mine, so if you use in a blog or other publication, please give me credit: David E. Booker. Thanks.]

by DAVID E. BOOKER

It was almost the end of his shift when homicide detective C. Sparks got the call to go to possible homicide on East S. Ave. He had plans for his evening, a nice dinner with the victim of another murder case he had worked and solved only three weeks ago. The widow was so grateful that after four months he had not given up on the case and actually figured out who the murdered was and built a solid case with which the D.A. could easily prosecute … and win.

He turned from N. Center St. onto East S. and saw a blue SUV in the middle of the road, a prowl car on the other side of it. Both were in the middle of the street. Both were holding up traffic.

Detective Sparks pulled up behind the SUV. No, he’d block traffic from the N. Center side. He opened his car door and stepped out. The summer heat, even the evening version, was more than any reasonable person should stand, particularly – especially because it was being reflected back up by the baked street asphalt.

The beat cop was talking to a very animated man. Sparks glanced around. There was no body. There were no crime scene technicians. What the hell was going on? Was there a body or was somebody just trying to get him?

The beat officer saw him about the same time he saw her. She broke away from the animated man and met Sparks about halfway from his car to the blue SUV.

“What’s this about?” He looked at the name plate above left breast pocket, then added, “V. Slims.”

“It’s Virginia. Most people call me Virgy.”

“Okay. Virgy, what’s up?”

“This man claims he turned the corner on the E. Scott and out of nowhere this man appears, stops in the middle of the road to light a cigarette and before he could anything, he ran into the guy. He was sure of it. But then he stopped the car and got out and the guy was gone.”

“Yeah, it was as if he disappeared in a cloud of smoke,” the man said.

He had walked up and Sparks hadn’t noticed. Sparks knew then he had been working too many hours.

“And you are?” Sparks asked.

“Leonard M. Bold,” Officer Gordon said. “I checked his ID when rolled I up.”

“Most people call me Leo,” Bold said, extending his hand.

Sparks stared at it for a moment before taking it.

“What were you doing on this street,” Sparks asked.

“I’m in real estate and was driving through this historic neighborhood seeing if there were any houses for sale. See who has them listed. I have a client who might be interested in a historic house.”

Sparks nodded. He then walked up and around the SUV. No sign of dents or broken headlights, or any indication that it had even collided with a house fly let alone a body. The SUV gleamed so brightly, it even hurt his eyes to look at it.

Up In smoke

Up In smoke

He raised his hand to shield his eyes from the sun and that’s when he saw it. Lying on the ground by a front tire, a pack of cigarettes, partially opened.

He squinted a little harder to make out the brand of cigarettes: L, M, Bold. He looked up at the man, then back down at the cigarettes, then up at the man again.

“This is a joke, right? You think you’re funny, calling me out here, Leonard M. Bold.”

“But it’s true, what I said.” Leonard walked over to where Sparks was.

“Yeah, right.” Sparks looked over at Slims. “How much you in on this, Virginia Slims? If that’s your real name. What the hell is going on here.”

Sparks was angry, but even he was surprised when sparks started flying out of his mouth. The first ones hit Officer Virginia Slims and she caught on fire and was burning up. This couldn’t be happening. He turned to look a Leonard, who was already running away.

Sparks yelled after him and flames shot out of his mouth and hit Gold squarely in the back. Gold caught on fire like a book of matches or a pack of cigarettes.

The air smelled like burned tobacco, and Sparks realized how much he actually missed smoking. Even after six years, the craving still seized him every now and then. Right now it was suddenly so strong he might just kill for a cigarette.

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Photo Finish Friday: “Elvis and Marilyn”

Elvis and Marilyn hanging out at the local pizzeria.

Elvis and Marilyn hanging out at the local pizzeria.

Marilyn and Elvis were hanging out at the local pizzeria on a Friday night, debating which one was best: the Hawaiian or the new Reuben pizza.

“Ain ith goof ta be deed?” Marilyn asked, balancing a slice of pizza on her tongue and doing her best not to spill any of the sauce on her white dress. She was waiting to meet her blind date, some guy named Arthur who claimed to be a playwright.

“One for the money, two for the show, three to get ready, and four don’t you know, that sauce better not get on my blue suede shoes,” Elvis said.

“I said, ain’t it good to be dead?”

“That’s better, honey,” Elvis said, “Love me tender, love me true.”

The microphone did not appear to be working. It was there and that was all.

“We can hang out in places like this, put pizza on our tongues, and no one pays us any mind. We’re just a couple of crazy look-a-likes to the rest of the world.”

“But you got a date coming. All I got is my guitar,” Elvis said.

The bell above the door to the pizzeria jingled indicating somebody was coming inside. They both looked. If it was a live person, neither one would be able to see him or her. Not directly, anyway. Only an after image and only after a few minutes. It was the way things worked when you were dead.

They saw no one. They were all alone. Elvis and Marilyn. She put the slice of pizza on her tongue. It was the same slice she had most nights. She wasn’t hungry, so she never ate it, never even tried. That’s the way it was when you were dead.

[Author’s note: Photo finish Friday is a photo something around where I live that I think might be a good writing prompt. I try to include something written with the photo. If the photo inspires you to write something, please do. Please remember that all material is mine and respect the copyright of it. Thank you.]

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Photo Finish Friday: “New digs”

Even the "wee little people" have to consider climate change when finding new digs.

Even the “wee little people” have to consider climate change when finding new digs.

“Well, Colm, have you and the little missus decided on which home will be yours?”

Colm didn’t like the way the realtor used the phrase “the little missus,” but he held his tongue. He’d let “the little missus” glare do all the talking on that point. He and Caroline had come to look for a new dwelling, one outside the faery hill they were living in. The sea level was rising and their hill had already started taking in some water. Yet, he wasn’t quite sold on this type of housing. After all, even it sat on spindle taken from an old staircase in rundown historic home, as advertised, he didn’t know he was quite ready to buy one.

“Maybe this will help you make up your mind,” Jasper the realtor said. He rubbed his hands together, then slapped then against each other, then shot his sleeves. His jacket was as loud as his actions. Rumor had it, the darn thing was actually made from a section of a horse blanket. If it had been from a braying jackass, it would have been more appropriate.

“For today, only,” Jasper said, “I will throw in a ten pound bag of birdseed at no additional charge.”

“Birdseed?” Caroline asked, speaking for the first time in over an hour. “What do we need birdseed for?”

“Why, my lovely, for the birds that will be stopping by.”

“You mean this is a bird house?” She asked.

“Only if you let them stay,” Jasper said. He rubbed his hands together again, then slapped them against each other again, then shot his sleeves again. “And if they should become a bother, I have a couple of cats on retainer that for a small fee I can send over your way for a few days, and that should clear things right up.”

Colm sighed. Moving into a neighborhood above ground was going to be harder than he had imagined.

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